“Secret”

Ciro · 05-18-2012, 12:16 PM

Guy walks into a gay bar and orders a drink. Bartender asks if he’s new and if he knows what type of bar he’s in. The guy says yes I’m new to the area and does it matter if I’m gay or not. The bartender replies, no, but everyone has a nick name for their penis and you must name yours. The guy looks at the bartender and says “I’m not sure I understand”. The bartender points over to one guy and says he calls his “Maxwell House” it’s good to the last drop. Then points to another guy and says, he calls his “Milk” it does a body good. The new guy thinks for a while and says, “Secret”. The bartender looks at the guy and says I don’t get it. The new guy explains, well its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

czerbe · 05-18-2012, 12:19 PM

LOL

Ogre · 05-18-2012, 12:29 PM

elderboy02 · 05-18-2012, 12:37 PM

Nice one!

Jasonw560 · 05-18-2012, 12:39 PM

Steve · 05-18-2012, 12:43 PM

Dave128 · 05-18-2012, 01:27 PM

deadrise · 05-18-2012, 02:30 PM

that was pretty a good one

05-18-2012, 12:16 PM	#1
Ciro Enjoying the Show! Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 461 Trading: (11)	“Secret” Guy walks into a gay bar and orders a drink. Bartender asks if he’s new and if he knows what type of bar he’s in. The guy says yes I’m new to the area and does it matter if I’m gay or not. The bartender replies, no, but everyone has a nick name for their penis and you must name yours. The guy looks at the bartender and says “I’m not sure I understand”. The bartender points over to one guy and says he calls his “Maxwell House” it’s good to the last drop. Then points to another guy and says, he calls his “Milk” it does a body good. The new guy thinks for a while and says, “Secret”. The bartender looks at the guy and says I don’t get it. The new guy explains, well its strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

05-18-2012, 12:19 PM	#2
czerbe Just a Traveling Man Join Date: Apr 2012 First Name: Corey Location: Reading Pa Posts: 1,309 Trading: (2)	Re: “Secret” LOL __________________ Live fast, hard, everyday like its your last.

05-18-2012, 12:29 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: “Secret” __________________

05-18-2012, 12:37 PM	#4
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,497 Trading: (133)	Re: “Secret” Nice one!

05-18-2012, 12:39 PM	#5
Jasonw560 PhD from Sarcastic State Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Jason Location: Harlingen, TX Posts: 812 Trading: (0)	Re: “Secret” __________________ ...And a woman is only a woman, But a good cigar is a smoke! -R. Kipling

05-18-2012, 12:43 PM	#6
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: “Secret” __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

05-18-2012, 01:27 PM	#7
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,917 Trading: (4)	Re: “Secret” __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

05-18-2012, 02:30 PM	#8
deadrise The Manhattan Project Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Jason Location: Reedville Virginia Posts: 1,001 Trading: (24)	Re: “Secret” that was pretty a good one __________________