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Old 05-13-2013, 08:06 AM   #1
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A guy goes into the Post Office to apply for a job.....

The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”

“Yes,” he says, “I was in Afghanistan for one tour.”

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”

The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Disabled in your country’s service! Well that qualifies for extra bonus points. Okay. Looking at the regulations, you have enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”

The guy is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”

“This is a government job”, the interviewer says. “For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls... No point in you coming in for that.”
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:11 AM   #2
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:11 AM   #3
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I resemble that joke.
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:12 AM   #4
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hahaha that was great !
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:15 AM   #5
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Old 05-13-2013, 08:43 AM   #6
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Old 05-13-2013, 09:12 AM   #7
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oh now that is funny!
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Old 05-13-2013, 11:15 AM   #9
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Old 05-13-2013, 11:17 AM   #10
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Old 05-13-2013, 12:08 PM   #11
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Old 05-13-2013, 01:12 PM   #12
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Very good. I will share this one.
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