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Old 08-30-2011, 06:04 AM   #1
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True story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"
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Old 08-30-2011, 06:07 AM   #2
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HAHA, that is good.
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Old 08-30-2011, 06:31 AM   #3
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I like that one.
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:24 AM   #4
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Repeated joke... But still funny!!!
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Old 09-08-2011, 05:47 PM   #5
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That's awsome
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Old 09-08-2011, 05:53 PM   #6
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I Love that one
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Old 09-08-2011, 05:55 PM   #7
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Always makes me laugh
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Old 09-08-2011, 06:09 PM   #8
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Old 09-08-2011, 06:14 PM   #9
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I told granny not to speed!
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Old 09-08-2011, 06:42 PM   #10
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Old 09-12-2011, 08:06 AM   #11
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God bless her heart!
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If more people were like her, there would be a whole lot less problems in the world today.
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Old 09-12-2011, 09:17 AM   #13
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Love it.
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Old 09-12-2011, 09:57 AM   #15
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Reminds me of my Grandma...she was just like that, except she wouldn't have bothered with the permit.
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Old 09-13-2011, 06:45 PM   #17
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Nice....!
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