Crusty Old Senior Chief

Barcode · 05-02-2014, 01:54 PM

A crusty old Senior Chief found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Senior Chief for conversation.

Excuse me, Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?

Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, It looks like you have seen a lot of action.

Yes, ma'am, a lot of action.

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.

The Senior Chief just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?

1955, ma'am.

Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me.

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to try and help him relax, several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.

The Senior Chief said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, I hope not, its only 2130 now!

RobR1205 · 05-02-2014, 01:56 PM

STEVE S · 05-02-2014, 02:08 PM

Dave128 · 05-02-2014, 02:09 PM

big_jaygee · 05-02-2014, 02:31 PM

nutcracker · 05-02-2014, 04:18 PM

I think I know that guy!

CigarNut · 05-02-2014, 05:21 PM

dijit · 05-02-2014, 05:27 PM

Age and experience! the young seaman first class would have ran to the private room and been exhausted before his date broke a sweat.

RUNYYFan · 05-02-2014, 05:58 PM

So well expressed.

kelmac07 · 05-02-2014, 06:16 PM

Toombes · 05-04-2014, 07:25 PM

LMAO!! I knew some Senior Chiefs like that.

05-02-2014, 01:54 PM	#1
Barcode Adjusting to the Life Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Tom Location: Everett, WA Posts: 477 Trading: (16)	Crusty Old Senior Chief A crusty old Senior Chief found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Senior Chief for conversation. Excuse me, Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you? Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature. The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, It looks like you have seen a lot of action. Yes, ma'am, a lot of action. The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself. The Senior Chief just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex? 1955, ma'am. Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me. She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to try and help him relax, several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955. The Senior Chief said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, I hope not, its only 2130 now! __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin to slit throats

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Toombes Just in from the Storm Join Date: Apr 2014 First Name: Daniel Posts: 10 Trading: (0)	Re: Crusty Old Senior Chief LMAO!! I knew some Senior Chiefs like that.