Don't shave your crotch while driving

elderboy02 · 03-12-2010, 06:58 AM

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...,1367286.story

Woman Crashes Car While Shaving, uh, Down There

KTLA News

12:45 AM PST, March 11, 2010

KEY WEST -- We all know the dangers of driving while texting or talking on a cell phone.

Now Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates while driving, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle accident on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

It wasn't a close shave -- it was a total wreck.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said.

"If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

Megan Mariah Barnes should not have been driving.

The day before the wreck Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license.

After the accident Barnes and her ex-husband, Charles Judy, drove another half-mile, then switched seats.

Judy then claimed that he was the driver.

But the burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying told another story.

The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, according to FHP.

Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance.

Remember: stay focused when driving and use razor-sharp judgement.

WhoDeySchenk · 03-12-2010, 07:01 AM

It's good to hear you weren't seriously hurt in the accident.

Skywalker · 03-12-2010, 07:09 AM

Thanks for the advice!!!

I usually shave down there while grocery shopping!!!

Seriously, was she wet shaving, using clippers, or an electric razor??? None of it sounds very safe!!!

Looks like her ex-husband is a hell of a friend!!!

I wonder how she explained all that to her boyfriend???

hotreds · 03-12-2010, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by WhoDeySchenk

It's good to hear you weren't seriously hurt in the accident.

And here I thought Dan was the boyfriend, not the ex!

kelmac07 · 03-12-2010, 07:04 AM

Unreal!!

G G · 03-12-2010, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by kelmac07

Unreal!!

BlackIrish · 03-12-2010, 07:07 AM

I always pull over if I'm going to do any manscaping. Or use my hands-free device.

elderboy02 · 03-12-2010, 07:08 AM

There is a pic of her if you click on the link. The funny thing is that her EX-HUSBAND was in the car with her and was shaving so she would be ready for her BOYFRIEND

BigAsh · 03-12-2010, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by elderboy02

There is a pic of her if you click on the link. The funny thing is that her EX-HUSBAND was in the car with her and was shaving so she would be ready for her BOYFRIEND

She has such beautiful blonde hair....why did she die her roots black?

Skywalker · 03-12-2010, 07:23 AM

It's funny they mentioned that their evidence that she was driving was her ex-husbands burns from the airbag! Didn't they notice anything on the drivers seat like a bunch of pubs???

SmokeyJoe · 03-12-2010, 07:44 AM

Yikes! Unbelievable...

shilala · 03-12-2010, 07:55 AM

Entirely too cool.

68TriShield · 03-12-2010, 08:01 AM

Hey, she was in a hurry.

shilala · 03-12-2010, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 68TriShield

Hey, she was in a hurry.

Ten bucks says she already finished her hair and makeup before she took on the bush management. Scary part is, I'm sure she's not the first one to try it, and now that it's in the news, definately not the last.

newcigarz · 03-12-2010, 08:05 AM

I wax.

SmokeyJoe · 03-12-2010, 08:09 AM

Riddle me this all you "shaving while driving" haters...

If I can't shave mine... then exactly whose crotch CAN I shave while driving?

rack04 · 03-12-2010, 08:14 AM

Wow! That is too much. I've personally pulled up next to a women who had her leg up on the dash so that she could shave her leg while driving. Did you know that there are hair dryers and flat irons with cigarette lighter adapters? Tell me that isn't asking for trouble.

Jbailey · 03-12-2010, 08:00 AM

Good thing I read this before I left the house today. I saved myself from an embarrassing incident.

03-12-2010, 08:56 AM

All the good smart-ass comments have been used up already.

n3uka · 03-12-2010, 09:32 AM

Guess she couldn't afford

03-12-2010, 06:58 AM	#1
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,497 Trading: (133)	Don't shave your crotch while driving http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...,1367286.story Woman Crashes Car While Shaving, uh, Down There KTLA News 12:45 AM PST, March 11, 2010 KEY WEST -- We all know the dangers of driving while texting or talking on a cell phone. Now Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates while driving, either. Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle accident on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat. It wasn't a close shave -- it was a total wreck. "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it." Megan Mariah Barnes should not have been driving. The day before the wreck Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license. After the accident Barnes and her ex-husband, Charles Judy, drove another half-mile, then switched seats. Judy then claimed that he was the driver. But the burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying told another story. The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, according to FHP. Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance. Remember: stay focused when driving and use razor-sharp judgement.

03-12-2010, 07:01 AM	#2
WhoDeySchenk Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Steve Location: Mason, Ohio Posts: 268 Trading: (2)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving It's good to hear you weren't seriously hurt in the accident. __________________

03-12-2010, 07:09 AM	#3
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving Thanks for the advice!!! I usually shave down there while grocery shopping!!! Seriously, was she wet shaving, using clippers, or an electric razor??? None of it sounds very safe!!! Looks like her ex-husband is a hell of a friend!!! I wonder how she explained all that to her boyfriend??? __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

03-12-2010, 07:04 AM	#5
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving Unreal!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-12-2010, 07:07 AM	#7
BlackIrish MassHole Militia Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Eddie Location: Bunker Hill Posts: 1,395 Trading: (55)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving I always pull over if I'm going to do any manscaping. Or use my hands-free device. __________________

03-12-2010, 07:08 AM	#8
elderboy02 Lets Go Buckeyes! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dan Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 12,497 Trading: (133)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving There is a pic of her if you click on the link. The funny thing is that her EX-HUSBAND was in the car with her and was shaving so she would be ready for her BOYFRIEND

03-12-2010, 07:23 AM	#10
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving It's funny they mentioned that their evidence that she was driving was her ex-husbands burns from the airbag! Didn't they notice anything on the drivers seat like a bunch of pubs??? __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

03-12-2010, 07:44 AM	#11
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving Yikes! Unbelievable... __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

03-12-2010, 07:55 AM	#12
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving Entirely too cool. __________________

03-12-2010, 08:01 AM	#13
68TriShield Got Torque? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Maryland Posts: 7,184 Trading: (40)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving Hey, she was in a hurry.

03-12-2010, 08:05 AM	#15
newcigarz Smoke and Mirrors Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: On the bottom shelf Posts: 3,139 Trading: (15)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving I wax.

03-12-2010, 08:09 AM	#16
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving Riddle me this all you "shaving while driving" haters... If I can't shave mine... then exactly whose crotch CAN I shave while driving? __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

03-12-2010, 08:14 AM	#17
rack04 Lebowski Urban Achiever Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Justin Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 1,023 Trading: (20)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving Wow! That is too much. I've personally pulled up next to a women who had her leg up on the dash so that she could shave her leg while driving. Did you know that there are hair dryers and flat irons with cigarette lighter adapters? Tell me that isn't asking for trouble. __________________ "Why don't you put them in your secret compartment" - 12stones (Ricky)

03-12-2010, 08:00 AM	#18
Jbailey Brewcifer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dave Location: Madison, WI Posts: 5,211 Trading: (17)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving Good thing I read this before I left the house today. I saved myself from an embarrassing incident. __________________ "Sent to spy on a Cuban talent show first stop- Havana au go-go." Field Marshall Douche Bag.

03-12-2010, 08:56 AM	#19
BC-Axeman Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving All the good smart-ass comments have been used up already.

03-12-2010, 09:32 AM	#20
n3uka Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The house on the corner Posts: 685 Trading: (30)	Re: Don't shave your crotch while driving Guess she couldn't afford