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Old 03-04-2019, 10:30 AM   #1
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Two cab drivers met.

"Hey," asked one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab red and the other side blue?"

"Well," the other responded, "when I get into an accident, you should see how all the witnesses contradict each other."
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Old 03-04-2019, 10:45 AM   #2
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Genius!!!!
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Old 03-04-2019, 12:21 PM   #3
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Saw a BMW yesterday that was black on the drivers side and white on the passenger side. Guy said him and his wife couldnt decide on a color. He wanted black she wanted white so they split it down the middle
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Saw a BMW yesterday that was black on the drivers side and white on the passenger side. Guy said him and his wife couldnt decide on a color. He wanted black she wanted white so they split it down the middle
Or it could have something to do with the owners personality .

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Old 03-04-2019, 01:59 PM   #5
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I want to drive a cab.
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