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Old 03-13-2019, 09:03 AM   #1
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A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Adviser tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
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Old 03-13-2019, 09:28 AM   #2
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Old 03-13-2019, 01:08 PM   #3
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Old 03-13-2019, 02:14 PM   #4
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Funny! Had to share that with my daughter who teaches 7th-8th grade biology. Its clean enough to tell in class.
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Old 03-13-2019, 02:16 PM   #5
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Old 03-13-2019, 02:20 PM   #6
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It's best to always ask clarifying questions on follow-up.
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That's awesome Steve. Thank you, I needed a laugh.
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