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Old 03-12-2019, 08:51 PM   #1
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Default Dying Irishman & dear friend

Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy, and Shawn O"Brien grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy Shawn. "Come here. I have a request for ye."

Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels. "Shawny, ole boy, we've been friends all our lives and now I'm leaving ye. I have one last request for ye to do." Shawn burst into tears, "Anything Patrick, anything he wish will be done."

"Well, under me bed is a box containing a bottle of the finest whisky in all of Ireland. Bottled the year I was born it was. After I die, and they plant me in the ground, I want you to pour that fine whiskey over me grave so it might soak into me bones and I' ll be able to enjoy it for all eternity."

Shawn was overcome by the beauty and in the true Irish spirit of his friend's request, he asked, "Aye, tis a fine thing you ask of me, and I will pour the whiskey. But, might I strain it through me kidney's first?"
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