Old Biker

MedicCook · 04-11-2009, 11:21 PM

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside...

As he passes thru the swingin' doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. 'Yes?' she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, 'may I help you?'

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he
whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes", "Yes, I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

04-11-2009, 11:24 PM

icehog3 · 04-11-2009, 11:33 PM

Partagaspete · 04-12-2009, 01:19 AM

I like it!

G G · 04-12-2009, 05:33 AM

Good one, funny.

lightning9191 · 04-12-2009, 08:44 AM

That's pretty funny!

tunes · 04-12-2009, 09:11 AM

Thanks for the laugh

DPD6030 · 04-12-2009, 10:31 AM

Pretty good right there!

WildBlueSooner · 04-12-2009, 12:59 PM

I don't care who you are that's funny right there!

12stones · 04-12-2009, 01:00 PM

Nice! I'm gonna have to steal that one.

04-11-2009, 11:21 PM	#1
MedicCook Mila smoked my cigar Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Ryan Location: Schaghticoke, NY Posts: 10,946 Trading: (7)	Old Biker A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside... As he passes thru the swingin' doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers. She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. 'Yes?' she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, 'may I help you?' The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes", "Yes, I sure am". The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

04-11-2009, 11:24 PM	#2
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04-11-2009, 11:33 PM	#3
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,543 Trading: (60)	Re: Old Biker __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-12-2009, 01:19 AM	#4
Partagaspete I Do Medical Things Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: The 1st State Posts: 676 Trading: (8)	Re: Old Biker I like it!

04-12-2009, 05:33 AM	#5
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Old Biker Good one, funny.

04-12-2009, 08:44 AM	#6
lightning9191 I think I'm normal... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kevin Posts: 1,007 Trading: (8)	Re: Old Biker That's pretty funny! __________________ I eat gummy bears by tearing them limb from limb and eating their heads last.

04-12-2009, 09:11 AM	#7
tunes Still Watching My Back Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Bruce Location: East of the Mississippi Posts: 220 Trading: (3)	Re: Old Biker Thanks for the laugh __________________ What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

04-12-2009, 10:31 AM	#8
DPD6030 Shepard of the sheeple Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: The Mitten Posts: 7,166 Trading: (151)	Re: Old Biker Pretty good right there!

04-12-2009, 12:59 PM	#9
WildBlueSooner I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: James Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,322 Trading: (19)	Re: Old Biker I don't care who you are that's funny right there! __________________ "To dilute the will to win is to destroy the purpose of the game. There is no substitute for victory"-- Douglas MacArthur

04-12-2009, 01:00 PM	#10
12stones Yo Mama is so... Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Ricky Location: Houston, TX Posts: 184 Trading: (1)	Re: Old Biker Nice! I'm gonna have to steal that one.