What are your cigar habits? - Page 2

EricF · 01-09-2011, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by maninblack

If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.

Did we really have to know that???

Skywalker · 01-09-2011, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bobarian

Cut, light, smoke.

I've witnessed the way you ash! I recommend you don't smoke in the buff!!!

cort · 01-09-2011, 07:47 PM

Buying them

01-09-2011, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Stephen

Were you wearing a Cosby sweater whilst reading?

Ha ha I love that movie. Great reference

Shemp Howard · 01-09-2011, 10:35 PM

I have not and will not smoke naked nor will I smoke with naked people.....females excluded.

Adriftpanda · 01-09-2011, 10:51 PM

Sometimes I spit, and when I do, I can't stop.

Stfu you sickos! Get your mind out of the gutter!

01-10-2011, 11:10 PM

Buying them, smoking them, and enjoying the company of good friends!!!
All good habits to have I guess.

Drez · 01-10-2011, 11:38 PM

1. grab smoke from humi (after about 45 minutes of looking around ans deciding what to smoke)
2. grab cutter / punch and lighter and place in pocket.
3. stop and smell cigar
4. grab cup or mug and pour my drink
5. smell cigar again
6. walk up stairs with drink in one hand, cigar in another and "tools in pocket"
7. put drink down to open sliding glass door to balcony
8. smell cigar again
9. grab drink and place on table on balcony
10. smell cigar again
11. place cigar on ashtry
12. sit down
13. stand up because i forgot to turn the light on and close the door.
14. turn light on and close door.
15. sit down again
16. smell cigar
17. cut, light and enjoy.

icehog3 · 01-10-2011, 11:52 PM

I get the cigazz in the hizzouse, then grab my litizzle, for some flamzizzle, and codrizzle my nizzle, Broham.

Eleven · 01-10-2011, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by maninblack

If I smoked nekkid, I'd ash on my johnson and have a third degree burn. No thanks.

You've discovered my secret identity: Ash Johnson, Naked Smoker!

justonemorestick · 01-11-2011, 04:08 PM

Whats wrong with smoking naked in the hottub or hotsprings I never asked on my Johnson?

icehog3 · 01-11-2011, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by justonemorestick

Whats wrong with smoking naked in the hottub or hotsprings I never asked on my Johnson?

What would you ask it if you did?

bobarian · 01-11-2011, 05:23 PM

And what would you do if he replied?

icehog3 · 01-11-2011, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by bobarian

And what would you do if he replied?

If he said, "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me R.J., or you can call me J.J.......but you doesn't has to call me 'Johnson' ".

joeobx · 01-11-2011, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bobarian

And what would you do if he replied?

God knows I've gotten into enough trouble listening to mine

Smokin Gator · 01-11-2011, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by joeobx

God knows I've gotten into enough trouble listening to mine

01-11-2011, 10:47 PM

Depends on the situation, but typically while I am at school I:
1. Rummage through my humi for a smoke and pick one
2. Grab a drink
3. Grab my book I need to study
4. Grab my laptop and head out to the mancave
5. Play some tunes
6. Cut and light my cigar
7. Enjoy while studying

While on break or cooking out, I repeat everything except the book for studying.

justonemorestick · 01-12-2011, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

What would you ask it if you did?

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Originally Posted by bobarian

And what would you do if he replied?

Damm Autocorrect But listening to it has gotten me into some interesting predicaments.

bigliver · 01-12-2011, 01:07 AM

Don't know that I would want to smoke while naked. I won't even shave my face naked since I had that near-miss when I dropped my double-edged. I guess sharp and burn now have the same potential consequences in my mind.

01-26-2011, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by joeobx

God knows I've gotten into enough trouble listening to mine

enough said!
Ylo2na

01-09-2011, 07:47 PM	#23
cort ◤◢◣◥ Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gary Posts: 4,478 Trading: (41)	Re: What are your cigar habits? Buying them

01-09-2011, 10:35 PM	#25
Shemp Howard Who's Your Baghdadi? Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Rick Location: Baghdad, Iraq Posts: 55 Trading: (0)	Re: What are your cigar habits? I have not and will not smoke naked nor will I smoke with naked people.....females excluded.

01-09-2011, 10:51 PM	#26
Adriftpanda Peter's Daddy Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Huy Location: No one wants me Posts: 10,302 Trading: (74)	Re: What are your cigar habits? Sometimes I spit, and when I do, I can't stop. Stfu you sickos! Get your mind out of the gutter!

01-10-2011, 11:10 PM	#27
bajaraider Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What are your cigar habits? Buying them, smoking them, and enjoying the company of good friends!!! All good habits to have I guess.

01-10-2011, 11:38 PM	#28
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: What are your cigar habits? 1. grab smoke from humi (after about 45 minutes of looking around ans deciding what to smoke) 2. grab cutter / punch and lighter and place in pocket. 3. stop and smell cigar 4. grab cup or mug and pour my drink 5. smell cigar again 6. walk up stairs with drink in one hand, cigar in another and "tools in pocket" 7. put drink down to open sliding glass door to balcony 8. smell cigar again 9. grab drink and place on table on balcony 10. smell cigar again 11. place cigar on ashtry 12. sit down 13. stand up because i forgot to turn the light on and close the door. 14. turn light on and close door. 15. sit down again 16. smell cigar 17. cut, light and enjoy. __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

01-10-2011, 11:52 PM	#29
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,561 Trading: (60)	Re: What are your cigar habits? I get the cigazz in the hizzouse, then grab my litizzle, for some flamzizzle, and codrizzle my nizzle, Broham. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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justonemorestick Kat Krap Kontanment Media Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Warren Location: Las Cruces Posts: 292 Trading: (13)	Re: What are your cigar habits? Whats wrong with smoking naked in the hottub or hotsprings I never asked on my Johnson? __________________ This message was created entirely of recycled electrons, manufactured before 1899 in an effort to prevent global de-electrification.

01-11-2011, 05:23 PM	#33
bobarian Cranky Habanophile Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Wine Country Posts: 8,869 Trading: (51)	Re: What are your cigar habits? And what would you do if he replied?

01-11-2011, 10:47 PM	#37
druturn Guest Posts: n/a	Re: What are your cigar habits? Depends on the situation, but typically while I am at school I: 1. Rummage through my humi for a smoke and pick one 2. Grab a drink 3. Grab my book I need to study 4. Grab my laptop and head out to the mancave 5. Play some tunes 6. Cut and light my cigar 7. Enjoy while studying While on break or cooking out, I repeat everything except the book for studying.

01-12-2011, 01:07 AM	#39
bigliver Cigarmurai Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: Oki Posts: 404 Trading: (9)	Re: What are your cigar habits? Don't know that I would want to smoke while naked. I won't even shave my face naked since I had that near-miss when I dropped my double-edged. I guess sharp and burn now have the same potential consequences in my mind. __________________ Build a man a fire, keep him warm for a night. Set a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.