You're in the army now

markem · 03-04-2011, 07:48 PM

Getting a new girlfriend is like joining the army. You get a new haircut, new clothes and all information is given to you on a need to know basis.

kelmac07 · 03-04-2011, 08:00 PM

guitar4001 · 03-10-2011, 10:48 AM

correct. don't forget that you are always going to be the subordinate.

03-10-2011, 12:28 PM

When in doubt, remember, you are more than likely the lowest ranking.

BloodSpite · 03-10-2011, 12:30 PM

I am soo stealing this

HollywoodQue · 03-10-2011, 02:58 PM

That's no joke, thats for real...LOL

G G · 03-10-2011, 03:11 PM

shark · 03-11-2011, 05:57 PM

Don't forget that you pretty much have to get permission for doing anything and everything.

ucla695 · 03-11-2011, 06:05 PM

But like joining any service, prepare for battle!

chand · 03-11-2011, 06:35 PM

Ain't that the truth!

BloodSpite · 03-14-2011, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ucla695

But like joining any service, prepare for battle!

K-Pot, LBE, and a thin coat of Break-free!

03-14-2011, 08:39 AM

Just remember, when talking to her stand with your hands behind your back at the position of parade rest, that will show her you are patient with her.

Good Luck!

area51 · 03-14-2011, 08:45 AM

I chuckled.good one.

03-04-2011, 07:48 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,520 Trading: (47)	You're in the army now Getting a new girlfriend is like joining the army. You get a new haircut, new clothes and all information is given to you on a need to know basis. __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-04-2011, 08:00 PM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: You're in the army now __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-10-2011, 10:48 AM	#3
guitar4001 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Paul Location: Between Goldsboro, NC and Africa Posts: 359 Trading: (0)	Re: You're in the army now correct. don't forget that you are always going to be the subordinate.

03-10-2011, 12:28 PM	#4
tobii3 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You're in the army now When in doubt, remember, you are more than likely the lowest ranking.

03-10-2011, 12:30 PM	#5
BloodSpite He Who Dares...WINS! Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Joe Location: Southwest, Missouri Posts: 364 Trading: (1)	Re: You're in the army now I am soo stealing this

03-10-2011, 02:58 PM	#6
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,119 Trading: (46)	Re: You're in the army now That's no joke, thats for real...LOL

03-10-2011, 03:11 PM	#7
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: You're in the army now

03-11-2011, 05:57 PM	#8
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,443 Trading: (0)	Re: You're in the army now Don't forget that you pretty much have to get permission for doing anything and everything. __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

03-11-2011, 06:05 PM	#9
ucla695 Neither here, nor there Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Pool Posts: 3,696 Trading: (5)	Re: You're in the army now But like joining any service, prepare for battle!

03-11-2011, 06:35 PM	#10
chand Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Damian Location: Dover, DE Posts: 470 Trading: (22)	Re: You're in the army now Ain't that the truth!

03-14-2011, 08:39 AM	#12
ABNMP619 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: You're in the army now Just remember, when talking to her stand with your hands behind your back at the position of parade rest, that will show her you are patient with her. Good Luck!

03-14-2011, 08:45 AM	#13
area51 Blowing Smoke Rings Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Ken Location: Tejas Posts: 1,259 Trading: (3)	Re: You're in the army now I chuckled.good one. __________________