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Old 08-23-2011, 07:58 PM   #1
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An old joke from the Navy days.

Why do submariners use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

if there are any bubbleheads here...
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Old 08-23-2011, 08:11 PM   #2
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Old 08-23-2011, 08:57 PM   #3
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BAHAHAHAHA, I am using this today!! thanks.
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Old 08-24-2011, 06:45 AM   #5
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An old joke from the Navy days.

Why do submariners use powdered soap?


It takes longer to pick up.

if there are any bubbleheads here...
We don't use powdered soap. We also don't take long, hot, leisurely group showers like skimmer-pukes do.

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Old 08-24-2011, 10:48 AM   #6
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Another old one:

What do you get when you put 100 seamen in a submarine for 6 months???



50 couples!!!






Sorry guys, had to do it!!!
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Old 08-24-2011, 11:14 AM   #7
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exert from a EOD cadence from training, we were later punished and banner from it...

"...there are no EOD in the navy, yes there are
there are no EOD in the navy, cuz their all on ****ing boats and they're probly ****in goats
there are no EOD in the navy....

there are no EOD in the marine corp, yes there are
there are no EOD in the marine corp, cuz they're on the navy's boats and they are ****in goats..."

it goes on to make fun of everyone else but we are talking navy here.
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Another old one:

What do you get when you put 100 seamen in a submarine for 6 months???

50 couples!!!

Sorry guys, had to do it!!!
So... do you guys know any funny jokes?
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Old 08-24-2011, 11:51 AM   #11
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Some ships are designed to sink… others require our assistance.
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Some ships are designed to sink… others require our assistance.
Which we are more than happy to provide...

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Old 08-24-2011, 01:20 PM   #13
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Bad stuff here... but I laughed!!!
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So... do you guys know any funny jokes?
Q: How Many Navy Guys Does It Take To Screw-in A Lightbulb

A: 2 But I Dont Know How They Got In Their
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Old 08-24-2011, 07:28 PM   #15
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Skimmer: "Have you ever been down on a submarine?"
Bubblehead: "Yes, of course!"
Skimmer: "How did you get that big thing in your mouth?"
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Old 08-24-2011, 07:30 PM   #16
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We don't use powdered soap. We also don't take long, hot, leisurely group showers like skimmer-pukes do.



On the surface, we all have our own racks. We don't share. Why do they call it "hot racking"?
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On the surface, we all have our own racks. We don't share. Why do they call it "hot racking"?
Don't know, you tell me

Hey skimmer quick, 1+1?

Hey skimmer, don't worry about that fire just roll over someone else will get it

Hey skimmer, nice warfare pin where did that idea come from

Hey skimmer, I'm sorry the ships store is out of soda, no mail came today, and the internet is down? Life is hard, you can make a country song about it
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Don't know, you tell me
Hey skimmer quick, 1+1?

Hey skimmer, don't worry about that fire just roll over someone else will get it

Hey skimmer, nice warfare pin where did that idea come from

Hey skimmer, I'm sorry the ships store is out of soda, no mail came today, and the internet is down? Life is hard, you can make a country song about it

Yup, life was tough on the surface!
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Old 08-24-2011, 08:11 PM   #19
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Another old one:

What do you get when you put 100 seamen in a submarine for 6 months???



50 couples!!!






Sorry guys, had to do it!!!
I thought you was going to say 'sperm bank'.
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I thought you was going to say 'sperm bank'.
That too.
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