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Old 09-13-2011, 11:33 PM   #21
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.
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Old 09-14-2011, 06:16 AM   #22
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If anyone else knows what this is they get extra awesome points.

A game card produced by a company that was too scared to print 'Chuck Norris'?
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Old 09-14-2011, 08:27 AM   #23
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Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom...
I'm certainly NOT man enough to ask him!
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Old 09-14-2011, 12:44 PM   #24
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Chuck Norris is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.
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Old 09-14-2011, 01:26 PM   #25
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I want to read this book
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Old 09-22-2011, 06:07 PM   #26
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NUN-CHUCKS....

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Old 09-22-2011, 07:17 PM   #27
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Old 12-20-2011, 03:31 PM   #28
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Old 12-20-2011, 03:53 PM   #29
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NUN-CHUCKS....

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Old 12-20-2011, 04:06 PM   #30
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Old 12-20-2011, 04:55 PM   #31
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Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:12 PM   #32
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The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:20 PM   #33
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Chuck Norris doesn't have cancer. Cancer has Chuck Norris.
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:20 PM   #34
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Can Ed do this??? I think NOT...

I have yet to see a cartoon split a bolder or Photoshop a motivational poster.
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:23 PM   #35
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Old 12-23-2011, 01:18 PM   #36
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:21 PM   #37
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He is a bad @$$...
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Old 08-03-2012, 05:45 PM   #38
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Fact: Jack Bauer can break Chuck Norris URL links with his mind.

With. His. MIND.

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Old 08-03-2012, 05:59 PM   #39
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He is a bad @$$... [/quote]
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New postage stamp?
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