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Old 01-04-2009, 09:15 PM   #41
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I GOT A RESPONSE TO MY EMAIL!!







I'm going to ask for his address and send him some Monopoly money.
I wonder why he hasn't responded to mine
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Old 01-05-2009, 01:23 AM   #42
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Maybe his "." button is sticky and he means $15.00?

You guys are hilarious - I don't believe you are actually messing around with him!

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and a cremosa, just stuff it in a regular letter envelope with the monopoly money and printout
Careful about sending that Cremosa.... the Fed might not appreciate you mailing a noxious substance.
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:16 AM   #43
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I wonder why he hasn't responded to mine
I think the answer is quite clear.

A crook he certainly is.

Your email to him called him out in a nice way.
This second email to him is one of looking to buy one of the two cigars.
Simply asking him to split the cigars into two sales.
He clearly doesn't want to respond to yours as he knows he has chit in his hands and he found what he thinks is a sucker who wants one of the two.

Too funny about the Monopoly money part.
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:56 AM   #44
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Too funny. Way to go Vin!!! Fark with him big time!!!
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:17 PM   #45
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Thanks for posting the text of the ad Carlos. Without it, I would have never seen it.

Funny stuff.
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:47 PM   #46
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ADDRESS UPDATE:

After some evasive back and forth -- I think he wanted to do the exchange in person -- our seller finally coughed up a Syracuse University address.

He ends his most recent e-mail with this:

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If you send out the $750 by the end of this week I should have it this weekend, and I'll take the cigars with me so where ever you want me to send then I will. Before I leave I'll get you my cell number incase there is email trouble, just to be safe. Talk to you later man
Should I give him Al's address to send the cigar?
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:53 PM   #47
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ADDRESS UPDATE:

After some evasive back and forth -- I think he wanted to do the exchange in person -- our seller finally coughed up a Syracuse University address.

He ends his most recent e-mail with this:



Should I give him Al's address to send the cigar?
(j/k)
Just tell him you'll bring the cash with you.
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:00 PM   #48
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Just tell him you'll bring the cash with you.
Oh, I'm sending Monopoly money ... wish I could somehow be there when the envelope gets opened. I can only hope this guy has already spent the money.
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Old 01-05-2009, 03:23 PM   #49
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Oh, I'm sending Monopoly money ... wish I could somehow be there when the envelope gets opened. I can only hope this guy has already spent the money.
This is too funny...
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Old 01-05-2009, 04:24 PM   #50
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He thinks he scored and found himself a chump willing to cough up $750 for a cigar. A Macanudo no less.

Too freaking funny!!!
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Old 01-05-2009, 05:23 PM   #51
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Someone needs to offer to buy the other 2 and see if he sells them (on top of the one he's selling to Vin... hell... maybe even get a bidding war started.
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Old 01-05-2009, 05:51 PM   #52
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This is some good stuff. Wish I could of gotten in on the deal before the offer was removed.

Enjoy Vin!
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Old 01-05-2009, 05:54 PM   #53
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This is some good stuff. Wish I could of gotten in on the deal before the offer was removed.

Enjoy Vin!
Oh don't worry Al, I still have his email
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Old 01-05-2009, 06:56 PM   #54
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Oh, I'm sending Monopoly money ... wish I could somehow be there when the envelope gets opened. I can only hope this guy has already spent the money.
This is too funny. Is there anyone nearby to watch him pick it up? This reminds me of the classic P-P-Powerbook anti-scam:

http://www.zug.com/pranks/powerbook/
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