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Old 05-11-2012, 06:16 AM   #1
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A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.

'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance without answering.

'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.

The old man slowly looked at him and said,

'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'
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Old 05-11-2012, 06:28 AM   #2
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Lol that's great
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Old 05-11-2012, 07:47 AM   #3
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Now that's funny!
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:52 AM   #4
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:55 AM   #5
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Nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-11-2012, 09:55 AM   #6
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I give this 2 stiffies up!
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Old 05-11-2012, 10:38 AM   #7
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Nice...
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Old 05-11-2012, 12:01 PM   #8
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Old 05-11-2012, 12:39 PM   #9
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Old 05-12-2012, 06:49 PM   #10
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Awesome.
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