Life of luxury

markem · 04-27-2022, 12:02 PM

Two hillbillies were sipping shine on the front porch when a truck went past with a load of sod.

"I'm a gonna do that when I win that there lottery," announced the first.

"Do what?" asked the second.

"Send my lawn out to get mowed"

Chainsaw13 · 04-27-2022, 12:06 PM

Dave128 · 04-27-2022, 12:12 PM

Hahahaha
Love it!

Weelok · 04-27-2022, 12:12 PM

Not a bad idea.

icehog3 · 04-28-2022, 07:46 AM

stearns · 04-28-2022, 08:37 AM

Havanaaddict · 04-28-2022, 11:20 AM

04-27-2022, 12:02 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,500 Trading: (47)	Life of luxury Two hillbillies were sipping shine on the front porch when a truck went past with a load of sod. "I'm a gonna do that when I win that there lottery," announced the first. "Do what?" asked the second. "Send my lawn out to get mowed" __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

04-27-2022, 12:06 PM	#2
Chainsaw13 Møøse bites can be nasty Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Bob Location: The Enchanted Mitten Posts: 7,033 Trading: (96)	Re: Life of luxury __________________ My neighbor came by my house this morning at 2AM, pounding on the door. Good thing I was still up playing the drums.

04-27-2022, 12:12 PM	#3
Dave128 Sexy Dave Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Dave Location: Voorheesville, NY Posts: 3,917 Trading: (4)	Re: Life of luxury Hahahaha Love it! __________________ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin I "heart" Boobies and Beer!

04-27-2022, 12:12 PM	#4
Weelok I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Dave Location: Reno, NV Posts: 3,971 Trading: (21)	Re: Life of luxury Not a bad idea. __________________ Drink, pray, smoke, and work out.

04-28-2022, 07:46 AM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,516 Trading: (61)	Re: Life of luxury __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

04-28-2022, 08:37 AM	#6
stearns Dogbert Consultant Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ben Location: Park Hill Posts: 5,345 Trading: (50)	Re: Life of luxury __________________ "Ignoring all the racket of conventional reality" - Keller Williams

04-28-2022, 11:20 AM	#7
Havanaaddict Man in Black!!! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: V.I.P Room Partagas Factory Posts: 3,349 Trading: (1)	Re: Life of luxury __________________ "If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions." "Hav-a-na nice day"

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