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Old 09-05-2018, 02:21 PM   #1
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A traveler got to the airline counter and presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage she asked, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

"Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that because, that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"
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Old 09-05-2018, 04:12 PM   #2
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Weird. That exact thing happen to me once, and I only do carry-on.
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