Ba Da Bang

Steve · 10-03-2012, 07:10 AM

A guy goes into a fancy lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar, but the bouncer tells him he needs a necktie to get in.

The guy doesn't have a necktie handy, so goes out to his car and gets his jumper cables. He ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot, and lets the ends dangle free.

He goes back to the lounge. The bouncer looks him up & down and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."

363 · 10-03-2012, 07:16 AM

lol.

Brlesq · 10-03-2012, 08:07 AM

Ouch.

kelmac07 · 10-03-2012, 09:25 AM

Ogre · 10-03-2012, 10:39 AM

This gets one

, just because your a friend Steve.

Taki · 10-03-2012, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

This gets one

, just because your a friend Steve.

The jokes not bad either

Steve · 10-03-2012, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

This gets one

, just because your a friend Steve.

You know you liked it Larry

10-03-2012, 07:10 AM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Ba Da Bang A guy goes into a fancy lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar, but the bouncer tells him he needs a necktie to get in. The guy doesn't have a necktie handy, so goes out to his car and gets his jumper cables. He ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot, and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the lounge. The bouncer looks him up & down and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything." __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

10-03-2012, 07:16 AM	#2
363 Infecting Via PM Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Brendon Location: Maryland Posts: 1,773 Trading: (35)	Re: Ba Da Bang lol. __________________ Support our Troops "do NOT put pizza in your briar without letting it cool off Brendon" - Sterns

10-03-2012, 08:07 AM	#3
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,015 Trading: (17)	Re: Ba Da Bang Ouch. __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

10-03-2012, 09:25 AM	#4
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10-03-2012, 10:39 AM	#5
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Ba Da Bang This gets one , just because your a friend Steve. __________________