Official SEC Football Thread 2011 - Page 12

OLS · 10-25-2011, 12:04 PM

I could tell it was a lashout, Sville, no problems, especially on the subject at hand.

In simple terms, Saban is easily the coach least likely to succeed at getting his program in trouble.
But the NCAA is a cesspool, especially at the top, and we just happen to pull for the top two teams.
As a certified HOMER, I see LSU through rose-colored glasses, much as you do the Tide. I didn't even
know they had gotten in trouble at the start of the year for over signing players. I had to read about
that one yesterday as I tried ti find out how Miles and Arkansas went together, haha. Over-signing is
not fair to the kids.

And what is it with these squirrels today?? I can't remember them eating green pecans when I was a kid? NEVER.
Now unless I brutally enforce a no fly zone in my back yard with my new Beaman break-barrel pellet gun with scope,
89 bucks at wahlmart, I end up with no nuts for the 7th year in a row. Not to mention a patio COVERED in broken up
green pecans. As it is the damage they do while I am at work alone means that I'll be lucky to have a dozen ripe pecans
this year. But I have been MERCILESS!! I quit skinning them and took to putting them in a ziplock bag in the
freezer and tossing them on trash day. Smoked a few, though, not bad.
This new pellet gun is brutally accurate, hehe. But I have two trees basically stripped again.

OLS · 10-25-2011, 12:11 PM

Thank goodness for the cocktail party, or I'd have nothing to do all weekend.
I am gonna have to go UGA, cause while I am a sometimes Bama fan, I am a NO-
times Florida fan. I know my brothers in and out of FL have florgiven me for that
already, so it's OK. Just need something to watch. Or it's back to Nashville to drink
with Bill. BUT I DO wish FL the best on the re-building.

SvilleKid · 10-25-2011, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OLS

And what is it with these squirrels today?? I can't remember them eating green pecans when I was a kid? NEVER.
Now unless I brutally enforce a no fly zone in my back yard with my new Beaman break-barrel pellet gun with scope,
89 bucks at wahlmart, I end up with no nuts for the 7th year in a row. Not to mention a patio COVERED in broken up
green pecans. As it is the damage they do while I am at work alone means that I'll be lucky to have a dozen ripe pecans
this year. But I have been MERCILESS!! I quit skinning them and took to putting them in a ziplock bag in the
freezer and tossing them on trash day. Smoked a few, though, not bad.
This new pellet gun is brutally accurate, hehe. But I have two trees basically stripped again.

The squirrels have usually waited until the day before I look for the pecans to fall, and then they devastate my crop overnight. This year, the crows are assisting them by stripping the green pecans, tearing thru the husks, and eating the meat before it's even ready. I'm going to hang the next crow I kill in one of my pecan trees! That should give them something to think about!!!!

This year will be the fifth in a row I've failed to get any before the animals! I have 6 acres full of other trees, and the ground is littered with acorns and hickory nuts this year. Apparently they would rather run across my yard in the open and eat pecans!!! And my dog just lays there and watches the show. Grrrrrrrrrrr!!

Roll Tide Roll. BTW, I'd love to see Boise State play either of us!! That would be a killin' worth seeing!!

Powers · 10-25-2011, 02:54 PM

Conference realignment, mascot-based edition:

http://i.imgur.com/Vay1x.jpg

OLS · 10-26-2011, 06:24 AM

My uncle used to epoxy ripe nuts to the picnic table and that would keep them so occupied that they
had little time to play in the trees. I have a couple of dogs that keep them in the trees, so if they drop a nut,
they just grab another. And they drop em all the time.

Football.

rizzle · 10-27-2011, 12:25 PM

We're coming to get you.....

OLS · 10-28-2011, 05:10 PM

Are you speaking as a squirrel or a Bama fan? (see posts 223+225)

As to the Big Game, I need to warn you Bama fans, Say what you want around your friends, but lay your MONEY
down on the Tigers. This is as close to a push as I have ever seen, but the Tigers are going to come out on top.

I have been a Tiger fan since I was a kid, and never in their history have people taken them seriously enough,
and until they are hit in the face with a big purple rubber dildo, they just won't accept the truth. This is true
about a lot of teams, but keep the faces of Oregon and WVU fans in mind as you place your bets. I think all of
Bama's opponents fans realized they had no chance, but not so with the Tigers. They show up in their white-out
or gold-out gear, shake their pom-poms and bounce to the techno stadium groover songs. But until they get
smacked in the mouth a couple of times, over and over again, they just don't GET the Tigers. NO, my friend,
we are coming for YOU.......

Don't miss this chance to make some money off your bookie.

jjirons69 · 10-28-2011, 09:47 PM

Talk about a toss up - I'm taking Florida as the dog. Hate UGA and the Gators. It's like choosing between poison ivy and chiggers.

Then there's the Cocks and the Vols. Like picking a lady to dance at the old folks home...

OLS · 10-29-2011, 06:55 AM

I at least have a bit of fun with USC-UT today. I like the cocktail party, too, This is rough when your team is idle.
Hard to say if one or both teams will be affected by it next week. I NEED ENTERTAINMENT THIS WEEKEND! I am
not even smoking meat this weekend cause I am SO FAT! I am trying to take every indulgence off the table and
work through this. Man I miss my cigarettes!!!

I am gonna go with Chiggers this weekend, believe it or not. Not just Lattimore being out, but D. Dooley is desparate.
(Bet LSU while you can.)

hammondc · 10-29-2011, 07:31 AM

SC 24 TN 10

Lattimore is out, but they do have some depth left on the running game with Brandon Wilds. Plus, without Lattimore, TN will not be stacking the box so hard. Hopefully, we'll see some more of the air game.

Another spot to watch closely is SC's Clowney vs TN's Worley. Clowney went to South Pointe High and Worley went to Northwester (my AlmaMater). They are cross town rivals and had a HUGE game last year to determine who goes to state. Northwester won. Clowney will be looking for some revenge. I am seeing a big game for him today.

OLS · 10-29-2011, 02:45 PM

I hope I get to see it tonight on CBS...if not I guess I miss it....lemme check the schedules of both teams...
Damn...it's on the douche.

OLS · 10-29-2011, 03:15 PM

Am I the only one that HATES this 'new' style of celebration that everyone seems to have to do now where they
risk broken ankles everytime they go up??
It's not going away, people jump up and bump in mid-air. You'd think the coaches would put a stop to it, it's very
dangerous. Land wrong, land on the other guy's foot or calf or ankle....It's the equivalent of playing off-
season touch football....oops, I broke my tibia, sorry coach.

rizzle · 10-29-2011, 06:03 PM

Well, we knew Richt was awful. It now appears that Muschamp was woefully unprepared for a job of this magnitude. That was just an abomination of a game.

And yes, Brad, Bama is gonna whip that ass for your beloved Tigers. Book it.

OLS · 10-29-2011, 06:38 PM

I am not so sure he is over-matched, I think there has been so little continuity and a lack of a decent break,
he is just stuck in a bad cycle right now. I think he is gonna get it together. Of course, not in 2011, lol. He is in
EXACTLY the same sitcho as Derek Dooley, I think.

Bama loses....

Smokin Gator · 10-30-2011, 07:02 AM

Gators gave that one away.

kelmac07 · 10-30-2011, 09:01 AM

Clemson looked horrid last night against Ga Tech

OLS · 10-30-2011, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Gators gave that one away.

I was shocked to see Brantley in the game, I thought that was gonna be the nail in UGA's coffin.
I am guessing that's why he HAD TO play, to make sure you didn't lose the cocktail party game.
But it didn't work out that way. Personally I would have stayed with the backup guy that
had two or three games under his belt. But ehhh, it happened.

hammondc · 10-30-2011, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Clemson looked horrid last night against Ga Tech

I think it is more of a case of playing a team that has a defense.

hammondc · 10-30-2011, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smokin Gator

Gators gave that one away.

I was pulling hard for them. GA looks a lot better than 5 weeks ago..

jjirons69 · 10-30-2011, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Clemson looked horrid last night against Ga Tech

That's the damn truth!

10-25-2011, 12:04 PM	#221
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 I could tell it was a lashout, Sville, no problems, especially on the subject at hand. In simple terms, Saban is easily the coach least likely to succeed at getting his program in trouble. But the NCAA is a cesspool, especially at the top, and we just happen to pull for the top two teams. As a certified HOMER, I see LSU through rose-colored glasses, much as you do the Tide. I didn't even know they had gotten in trouble at the start of the year for over signing players. I had to read about that one yesterday as I tried ti find out how Miles and Arkansas went together, haha. Over-signing is not fair to the kids. And what is it with these squirrels today?? I can't remember them eating green pecans when I was a kid? NEVER. Now unless I brutally enforce a no fly zone in my back yard with my new Beaman break-barrel pellet gun with scope, 89 bucks at wahlmart, I end up with no nuts for the 7th year in a row. Not to mention a patio COVERED in broken up green pecans. As it is the damage they do while I am at work alone means that I'll be lucky to have a dozen ripe pecans this year. But I have been MERCILESS!! I quit skinning them and took to putting them in a ziplock bag in the freezer and tossing them on trash day. Smoked a few, though, not bad. This new pellet gun is brutally accurate, hehe. But I have two trees basically stripped again. Last edited by OLS; 10-25-2011 at 12:12 PM.

10-25-2011, 12:11 PM	#222
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 Thank goodness for the cocktail party, or I'd have nothing to do all weekend. I am gonna have to go UGA, cause while I am a sometimes Bama fan, I am a NO- times Florida fan. I know my brothers in and out of FL have florgiven me for that already, so it's OK. Just need something to watch. Or it's back to Nashville to drink with Bill. BUT I DO wish FL the best on the re-building.

10-25-2011, 02:54 PM	#224
Powers Swamp Ash member in exile Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Posts: 2,283 Trading: (17)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 Conference realignment, mascot-based edition: http://i.imgur.com/Vay1x.jpg __________________ "There is true glory and true honor: the glory of duty done, the honor of integrity and principle" - Robert E. Lee

10-26-2011, 06:24 AM	#225
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 My uncle used to epoxy ripe nuts to the picnic table and that would keep them so occupied that they had little time to play in the trees. I have a couple of dogs that keep them in the trees, so if they drop a nut, they just grab another. And they drop em all the time. Football.

10-27-2011, 12:25 PM	#226
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 We're coming to get you.....

10-28-2011, 05:10 PM	#227
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 Are you speaking as a squirrel or a Bama fan? (see posts 223+225) As to the Big Game, I need to warn you Bama fans, Say what you want around your friends, but lay your MONEY down on the Tigers. This is as close to a push as I have ever seen, but the Tigers are going to come out on top. I have been a Tiger fan since I was a kid, and never in their history have people taken them seriously enough, and until they are hit in the face with a big purple rubber dildo, they just won't accept the truth. This is true about a lot of teams, but keep the faces of Oregon and WVU fans in mind as you place your bets. I think all of Bama's opponents fans realized they had no chance, but not so with the Tigers. They show up in their white-out or gold-out gear, shake their pom-poms and bounce to the techno stadium groover songs. But until they get smacked in the mouth a couple of times, over and over again, they just don't GET the Tigers. NO, my friend, we are coming for YOU....... Don't miss this chance to make some money off your bookie.

10-28-2011, 09:47 PM	#228
jjirons69 Haberdasher Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jamie Location: Chucktown, SC Posts: 4,120 Trading: (94)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 Talk about a toss up - I'm taking Florida as the dog. Hate UGA and the Gators. It's like choosing between poison ivy and chiggers. Then there's the Cocks and the Vols. Like picking a lady to dance at the old folks home... __________________ Somebody has to go back and get a chitload of dimes

10-29-2011, 06:55 AM	#229
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 I at least have a bit of fun with USC-UT today. I like the cocktail party, too, This is rough when your team is idle. Hard to say if one or both teams will be affected by it next week. I NEED ENTERTAINMENT THIS WEEKEND! I am not even smoking meat this weekend cause I am SO FAT! I am trying to take every indulgence off the table and work through this. Man I miss my cigarettes!!! I am gonna go with Chiggers this weekend, believe it or not. Not just Lattimore being out, but D. Dooley is desparate. (Bet LSU while you can.)

10-29-2011, 07:31 AM	#230
hammondc Moar Padrons! Join Date: Aug 2010 First Name: Chip Location: Senoia, GA Posts: 2,625 Trading: (17)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 SC 24 TN 10 Lattimore is out, but they do have some depth left on the running game with Brandon Wilds. Plus, without Lattimore, TN will not be stacking the box so hard. Hopefully, we'll see some more of the air game. Another spot to watch closely is SC's Clowney vs TN's Worley. Clowney went to South Pointe High and Worley went to Northwester (my AlmaMater). They are cross town rivals and had a HUGE game last year to determine who goes to state. Northwester won. Clowney will be looking for some revenge. I am seeing a big game for him today.

10-29-2011, 02:45 PM	#231
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 I hope I get to see it tonight on CBS...if not I guess I miss it....lemme check the schedules of both teams... Damn...it's on the douche.

10-29-2011, 03:15 PM	#232
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 Am I the only one that HATES this 'new' style of celebration that everyone seems to have to do now where they risk broken ankles everytime they go up?? It's not going away, people jump up and bump in mid-air. You'd think the coaches would put a stop to it, it's very dangerous. Land wrong, land on the other guy's foot or calf or ankle....It's the equivalent of playing off- season touch football....oops, I broke my tibia, sorry coach.

10-29-2011, 06:03 PM	#233
rizzle Order Restored Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: st pete, fl Posts: 2,679 Trading: (23)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 Well, we knew Richt was awful. It now appears that Muschamp was woefully unprepared for a job of this magnitude. That was just an abomination of a game. And yes, Brad, Bama is gonna whip that ass for your beloved Tigers. Book it.

10-29-2011, 06:38 PM	#234
OLS Suck It Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Brad Location: TN Posts: 7,912 Trading: (19)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 I am not so sure he is over-matched, I think there has been so little continuity and a lack of a decent break, he is just stuck in a bad cycle right now. I think he is gonna get it together. Of course, not in 2011, lol. He is in EXACTLY the same sitcho as Derek Dooley, I think. Bama loses....

10-30-2011, 07:02 AM	#235
Smokin Gator Just plain insane! Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Swamp Posts: 6,237 Trading: (106)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 Gators gave that one away. __________________ Check out the Cigar Asylum Newbie Sampler Trade

10-30-2011, 09:01 AM	#236
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Official SEC Football Thread 2011 Clemson looked horrid last night against Ga Tech __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"