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Old 11-05-2019, 11:13 AM   #1
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I thought turkeys could fly

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Old 11-05-2019, 11:39 AM   #2
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One of my favorites!
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Old 11-05-2019, 08:05 PM   #3
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Remarkably, that was based on an actual radio stunt...from a station in Atlanta, I think. (And it involved a truck, not a helicopter.)
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Old 11-05-2019, 11:38 PM   #4
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Oh, the humanity.
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Old 11-06-2019, 07:25 AM   #5
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