The Gynacologist Who Became A Mechanic

kelmac07 · 07-27-2012, 04:55 PM

A gynacologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
paperwork, and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial,
he decided to become a mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynacologist
prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous
skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there
is an error in the grade?"

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.

You then put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also
worth 50% of the mark."
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After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because
you did it all through the exhaust, which I've never seen done in my
entire career".

EricF · 07-27-2012, 05:01 PM

Newbie_nick · 07-27-2012, 05:02 PM

HollywoodQue · 07-27-2012, 05:09 PM

Ogre · 07-27-2012, 07:19 PM

CigarNut · 07-27-2012, 07:36 PM

You're on a roll Mac!

G G · 07-27-2012, 07:44 PM

good un

07-27-2012, 04:55 PM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 23,664 Trading: (188)	The Gynacologist Who Became A Mechanic A gynacologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynacologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?" The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You then put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." . . . . . . . . . After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust, which I've never seen done in my entire career". __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

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