Mommie's a marine

RevSmoke · 03-25-2015, 11:43 AM

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.

"Janie, do you have a story to share?"

'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.

She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?"

"Don't mess with Mommy when she's been drinking."

I love these touching stories !!!

Porch Dweller · 03-25-2015, 01:22 PM

dijit · 03-25-2015, 02:04 PM

Thank God mine wasnt a Marine!

Dave128 · 03-25-2015, 02:38 PM

heyferg · 03-25-2015, 05:12 PM

CigarNut · 03-25-2015, 08:19 PM

shilala · 03-26-2015, 09:54 AM

RUNYYFan · 03-26-2015, 04:58 PM

sigsauer · 03-26-2015, 05:45 PM

awesome

03-25-2015, 11:43 AM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,809 Trading: (51)	Mommie's a marine The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" 'Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." ''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?" "Don't mess with Mommy when she's been drinking." I love these touching stories !!! __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

03-25-2015, 01:22 PM	#2
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03-25-2015, 02:04 PM	#3
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