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Old 05-15-2018, 11:31 AM   #1
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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Old 05-15-2018, 12:40 PM   #2
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Old 05-15-2018, 01:02 PM   #3
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