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Old 07-04-2012, 06:52 AM   #141
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Unfortunately I recognize them all.
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Old 07-04-2012, 07:08 AM   #142
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Dang, I remember all this stuff.

I remember when a new yo-yo with a slack tie in the center was the chit!
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Old 07-05-2012, 09:41 AM   #143
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I miss these a lot.
My parents had a car and a truck with those windows. They worked suprisingly well.
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Old 07-05-2012, 09:42 AM   #144
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is the question how old are you? old as dirt...
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:15 AM   #145
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The switch panel lifts up. It has a 220 input to dive all of it. My stupid boss was telling me how to fix the card reader start button over the phone using a paper clip. After three tries, I told his to shove it and went home.
was his instructions to poke around at the high voltage electrified bits until it worked?
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Old 07-05-2012, 10:15 AM   #146
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This is the back of something that if you saw the front it would be obvious.
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I'm old enough to know all of these things and used or played with 75% of them, except for this. Lance, how about a hint? lol
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Old 07-05-2012, 03:25 PM   #147
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was his instructions to poke around at the high voltage electrified bits until it worked?
The start button on the card reader was broken and my boss claimed that it was a common occurrence and knew how to fix it. By the time he said, "well, maybe black isn't the ground", I had had enough.
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Old 07-05-2012, 03:38 PM   #148
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when i was a kid, my mom taught me math with that first
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Old 07-09-2012, 02:33 PM   #149
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I miss these a lot.
Especially on long trips with no AC.
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:19 AM   #150
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:24 AM   #151
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Old 07-16-2012, 10:32 AM   #152
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Old 07-17-2012, 10:07 PM   #153
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How many know what "wow" and "flutter" are measurements of?
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Old 07-18-2012, 06:06 AM   #154
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How many know what "wow" and "flutter" are measurements of?
I know that in the mid-70's I used to drool over my friend's Nakamichi Dragon which pretty much set new standards for both.
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Old 07-18-2012, 07:53 AM   #155
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How many know what "wow" and "flutter" are measurements of?
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:41 AM   #156
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Do you remember what this was used for?

This is what we had one of those for:


I think it might actually still be in my parents' basement.
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:47 AM   #157
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Had this:


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How about this:
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Old 07-18-2012, 08:55 AM   #158
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How many know what "wow" and "flutter" are measurements of?
The wife and I were driving down the rode talking about buying a new turn table, my daughter who was 5 at the time said I could use her Fisher Price turn table, we smiled at each other and said thank you.
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Old 07-18-2012, 10:51 AM   #159
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Man, this thread makes me feel REALLY OLD!!!
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Old 07-18-2012, 01:55 PM   #160
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Breaka 19 for a radio check. Anyone remember when we had to sit all the way back to front in the station wagon?

That first pic looks like a part from my grandfathers old meat/fish grinder.
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