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View Poll Results: Do You Pee In The Shower
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Old 03-28-2011, 07:50 AM   #41
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That was going to be one of the options!
Not as much fun since we got glass doors, sneak attacks behind the shower curtain was always good for a laugh
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Old 03-29-2011, 11:18 AM   #42
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Last time I checked, I'm a dude. Of course! The list of things I haven't peed on is probably shorter.
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Old 03-29-2011, 11:29 AM   #43
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George Costanza: It's not good to hold it in. I read that in a medical journal.

Jerry: Did the medical journal mention anything about standing in a pool of somebody else's urine?

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George Costanza: It's not good to hold it in. I read that in a medical journal.

Jerry: Did the medical journal mention anything about standing in a pool of somebody else's urine?

If it was somebody else's urine in my shower, I might be alarmed.

Except for this one girl in college...
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Old 03-29-2011, 02:21 PM   #45
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I do, just about every day. It's not feasible to use the toilet when the morning wood is present
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Old 03-29-2011, 02:23 PM   #46
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I do, just about every day. It's not feasible to use the toilet when the morning wood is present
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Old 04-03-2011, 02:52 AM   #47
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I do, just about every day. It's not feasible to use the toilet when the morning wood is present
There are ways of taking care of that.

Hint: Step one involves waking up girlfriend/wife...
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There are ways of taking care of that.

Hint: Step one involves waking up girlfriend/wife...
I usually wake up both.
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I usually wake up both.
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