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Old 02-14-2020, 12:54 PM   #1
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An older couple owns a a Chinese takeout joint. They live in the apartment upstairs.
One snowy night they had no customers. The wife was taking care of the front of the restaurant. She looked back into the open kitchen. Here husband was working hard doing food prep for the next day. She thought:

He's such a kind man and a good provider. She felt a familiar stirring of desire.

"Honey what do think about closing early and go upstairs and fool around?"

The husband quickly agrees and adds "OK but I want to try something different".

They close up and head upstairs and jump in bed. "She asks so what you wanna try?"

He says "How about some 69?"

Wife says " Oh why you want beef and bwoccoli now!"
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