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Old 01-30-2009, 09:11 AM   #1
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Default What cliche drives you crazy?

I'm not a morning person, so I was tired of always hearing "the early bird catches the worm" when I stumble into work at 9:30 or 10:00. I learned to counter that with "yeah, but the early worm gets a raw deal now, doesn't he." Thankfully, that kills that cliche very quickly for me.

What cliche drives you the most crazy and how do you cope with it when you hear it?
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:12 AM   #2
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It is what it is!
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:14 AM   #3
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If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you..........please?

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Old 01-30-2009, 09:17 AM   #4
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"I've never tried one of those before"
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:19 AM   #5
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"I've never tried one of those before"
"Don't know if they are fake? Just send them all to me, I will smoke them and tell you."
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:19 AM   #6
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It is what it is!

Soooooooooooooooooooo agree with that.

I mean, "It is what it is", what the f does that mean?......absolutely NOTHING.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:25 AM   #7
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Soooooooooooooooooooo agree with that.

I mean, "It is what it is", what the f does that mean?......absolutely NOTHING.
Sounds so helpless or passive/aggressive.

That one is my biggest pet peeve. Had a really crappy boss that loved to say that. I loved to retort with "it is what you make it".

I really don't deal well when someone says "it is what it is". I'm still trying to learn to play nice.
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:27 AM   #8
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I'm not a morning person, so I was tired of always hearing "the early bird catches the worm" when I stumble into work at 9:30 or 10:00. I learned to counter that with "yeah, but the early worm gets a raw deal now, doesn't he."
Don't know if you have heard the other retort to that but "The second (or late) mouse gets the cheese."
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:39 AM   #9
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"We'll head them off at the pass"
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Old 01-30-2009, 09:41 AM   #10
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my usual response is on my coffee mug....

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Old 01-30-2009, 10:24 AM   #11
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must be attractive....not looking for sex

up one side and down the other

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Old 01-30-2009, 10:25 AM   #12
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If I tell you the MassHoles will use it on me every chance they get.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:26 AM   #13
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I avoid cliches like the plague.
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:28 AM   #14
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Old 01-30-2009, 10:39 AM   #15
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"We'll head them off at the pass"
I DETEST that cliche!
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:09 AM   #16
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Don't know if you have heard the other retort to that but "The second (or late) mouse gets the cheese."
NICE! I love that one!
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:17 AM   #17
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I live in Las vegas so I have a couple

"Well it's a dry heat"
"Which Casino do you work at?"
another one I hate..
"The squeaky wheel gets the grease"
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:19 AM   #18
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"You can't have your cake and eat it too."

Which is crap! You can have your cake and eat it too.

What you can't do is

Eat your cake and have it too.
You ate it, you don't have it anymore. It's inside you. If that is what you call cake (be it that it is chewed up and mixed with bile) I don't want any!
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Old 01-30-2009, 11:25 AM   #19
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I avoid cliches like the plague.

If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that!!!
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Old 01-30-2009, 12:49 PM   #20
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when athletes are asked a question about a player they clearly do not like and they say "well hes a great player" everyone knows your lying out your ass, just tell the media how much you hate him.
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