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Old 12-16-2016, 07:47 AM   #4681
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Yes sir. I figured you know him. He's not exactly the shy type...

He used to tell another story about a guy all ninja'd up looking for artifacts behind Olustee Battlefield by the moonlight. Guy had headphones on for the metal detector and didn't know Jimmy was walking behind him for a little bit...until Jimmy tapped him on the shoulder. I still think they should have nicknamed Jimmy "ExLax" He had that effect on people.

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Old 12-16-2016, 08:40 AM   #4682
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While not pics, these sure are some funny stories!
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Old 12-16-2016, 10:45 AM   #4683
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Old 12-17-2016, 09:21 AM   #4684
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TRAFFIC: Portland Maine Police Department says slow down, it's snowing. Don't be this guy!"



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Old 12-17-2016, 10:03 AM   #4685
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Old 12-17-2016, 10:11 AM   #4686
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Old 12-19-2016, 09:16 PM   #4687
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Old 12-20-2016, 07:25 AM   #4688
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Where is this platform, exactly?
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Old 12-20-2016, 01:04 PM   #4690
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Where is this platform, exactly?
No where near my house!
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Old 12-20-2016, 01:53 PM   #4691
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Where is this platform, exactly?
The Victorian Station with iron twirls on the canopy (with dreary grey lighting) narrows it down to the British Isles. Pale blue livery on the ironwork is non-specific, but its not the South or West of England.

The fact that I know this is scary.

However, trainspotters everywhere are know to yell "coom-on train!" based on this warning. I think it's why they wear anoraks.
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Old 12-21-2016, 11:58 AM   #4692
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Old 12-21-2016, 12:00 PM   #4693
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In order to fix a problem, you first have to admit that you have a problem.

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Dang environmentalists killed Xmas!

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Still finding my way around the board.

It will take a while to get through it all but I definitely LMAO at a few things on this thread
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