$1000 cigars for Bill

8zeros · 08-21-2014, 08:13 AM

This cracks me up!
I didn't know there were $1000 Gurkhas.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/...rs_803486.html
Wish I could try one. Probably the best cigars ever!

czerbe · 08-21-2014, 08:23 AM

CigarNut · 08-21-2014, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by czerbe

AdamJoshua · 08-21-2014, 08:40 AM

EricF · 08-21-2014, 08:47 AM

I have smoked one and my opinion is

But mine only had a MSRP of $750.00

kelmac07 · 08-21-2014, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by EricF

I have smoked one and my opinion is

But mine only had a MSRP of $750.00

Eric let me "enjoy" (and I use the word enjoy very loosely) this stick with him and a few others at Dom's a few years back. I remember comparing this to rolled-up, wet newspaper with a hint of dirt flavored pepper.

shark · 08-22-2014, 05:20 PM

Stylin' and profilin' with the Ghurkas! Bill is the MAN!!!!

nutcracker · 08-21-2014, 08:47 AM

They used to be legendary for their prices.

I've heard of people buying bridges....

The Poet · 08-21-2014, 08:56 AM

08-21-2014, 09:40 AM

Seems as though this guy doesn't know which end of a cigar to smoke esp. with his past experience in putting them up some girls vajayjay. I thought he was living cleaner after all of his heart problems?

tsolomon · 08-21-2014, 10:11 AM

This statement sums it up for me.

Although Hansotia confirms Clinton "loves" the cigar, the cigar boss does not say whether the former president has ever smoked one of them.

ColdCuts · 08-21-2014, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by tsolomon

This statement sums it up for me.
Although Hansotia confirms Clinton "loves" the cigar, the cigar boss does not say whether the former president has ever smoked one of them.

Exactly. Article is

AdamJoshua · 08-21-2014, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by tsolomon

This statement sums it up for me.

Although Hansotia confirms Clinton "loves" the cigar, the cigar boss does not say whether the former president has ever smoked one of them.

Maybe he loves it and Monica LOVES it… and neither of them have smoked one.

nutcracker · 08-21-2014, 10:15 AM

Maybe Ghurka are planning two new, polar opposite vitolas: The "Hillary" and the "Monica".

One would be specially aged and really uptight but exuding massive amounts of hot air, and the other featuring a really loose roll of young toxic tobacco that might end your marriage, career or life prematurely.

08-21-2014, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by nutcracker

Maybe Ghurka are planning two new, polar opposite vitolas: The "Hillary" and the "Monica".

One would be specially aged and really uptight but exuding massive amounts of hot air, and the other featuring a really loose roll of young toxic tobacco that might end your marriage, career or life prematurely.

Advertising genius at its best here.

pektel · 08-21-2014, 11:01 AM

This thread wins.

The Poet · 08-21-2014, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by pektel

This thread wins.

This thread is running dangerously close to being closed.

Just sayin'.

pektel · 08-21-2014, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

This thread is running dangerously close to being closed.

Just sayin'.

My sarcasm is not obvious today, I guess.

pnoon · 08-21-2014, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

This thread is running dangerously close to being closed.

Just sayin'.

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Originally Posted by pektel

My sarcasm is not obvious today, I guess.

Nothing to do with your post, Pete.

CRIMPS · 08-21-2014, 11:14 AM

What a terrible read. Right now, someone is reading that article, saying to themselves, "Man, I really need to try some of those Gurkha cigars". Hopefully, most were wise enough to read between the lines.

08-21-2014, 08:13 AM	#1
8zeros What's this button do? Join Date: Dec 2013 First Name: Roger Location: Far from everything Posts: 268 Trading: (0)	$1000 cigars for Bill This cracks me up! I didn't know there were $1000 Gurkhas. http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/...rs_803486.html Wish I could try one. Probably the best cigars ever! __________________

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EricF Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Eric Location: Miramar, FL Posts: 7,003 Trading: (116)	Re: $1000 cigars for Bill I have smoked one and my opinion is But mine only had a MSRP of $750.00 __________________ It might taste crummy, but at least it's huge.

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shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,444 Trading: (0)	Re: $1000 cigars for Bill Stylin' and profilin' with the Ghurkas! Bill is the MAN!!!! __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

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nutcracker Shameless epicurian Join Date: Apr 2014 First Name: Neil Location: Winnipeg, Canada - Home of the Jets! Posts: 1,631 Trading: (26)	Re: $1000 cigars for Bill They used to be legendary for their prices. I've heard of people buying bridges.... __________________ "Well I ain't often right but I've never been wrong.... Jerry Garcia (R.I.P.)

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The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: $1000 cigars for Bill __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

08-21-2014, 09:40 AM	#10
CigarEnvy Guest Posts: n/a	Re: $1000 cigars for Bill Seems as though this guy doesn't know which end of a cigar to smoke esp. with his past experience in putting them up some girls vajayjay. I thought he was living cleaner after all of his heart problems?

08-21-2014, 10:11 AM	#11
tsolomon Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: The Villages, FL Posts: 1,240 Trading: (31)	Re: $1000 cigars for Bill This statement sums it up for me. Although Hansotia confirms Clinton "loves" the cigar, the cigar boss does not say whether the former president has ever smoked one of them.

08-21-2014, 10:15 AM	#14
nutcracker Shameless epicurian Join Date: Apr 2014 First Name: Neil Location: Winnipeg, Canada - Home of the Jets! Posts: 1,631 Trading: (26)	Re: $1000 cigars for Bill Maybe Ghurka are planning two new, polar opposite vitolas: The "Hillary" and the "Monica". One would be specially aged and really uptight but exuding massive amounts of hot air, and the other featuring a really loose roll of young toxic tobacco that might end your marriage, career or life prematurely. __________________ "Well I ain't often right but I've never been wrong.... Jerry Garcia (R.I.P.)

08-21-2014, 11:01 AM	#16
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08-21-2014, 11:14 AM	#20
CRIMPS Benn/Seguin best friends Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: Zach Location: North Texas Posts: 1,520 Trading: (50)	Re: $1000 cigars for Bill What a terrible read. Right now, someone is reading that article, saying to themselves, "Man, I really need to try some of those Gurkha cigars". Hopefully, most were wise enough to read between the lines. __________________ I'm a Dallas Stars fan. So, yes, this is a confusing time for me.