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07-03-2010, 12:53 PM | #81 |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
I can see a Netflix rental once or twice a week, but you're right...no more PPV.
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07-03-2010, 12:55 PM | #82 |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
Probably can't afford the golf channel anymore either
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07-03-2010, 01:12 PM | #83 |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
Than where shall she find her next meal tick...I mean husband?
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07-03-2010, 01:42 PM | #84 |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
With ESPN she can scan all the dating pools at once |
07-03-2010, 03:15 PM | #85 |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
But can she afford cable with only 100-750 million?
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07-03-2010, 03:24 PM | #86 |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
I didn't think of that...maybe she can steal SI from the waiting room of the welfare office
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07-03-2010, 03:27 PM | #87 |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
Or spend weekends pretending to shop in the Best Buy TV department.
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07-04-2010, 09:32 AM | #89 |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
I guess the rabbit ears don't work anymore, so basic cable is the minimum.
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07-04-2010, 09:42 AM | #90 | |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
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BTW - anyone haver her number? Rite-Aid is closing out top ramen at 70% off, I wanted to let her know. |
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07-04-2010, 10:02 AM | #91 | |
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07-04-2010, 10:04 AM | #92 |
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07-04-2010, 10:08 AM | #93 | |
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07-04-2010, 10:43 AM | #94 |
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07-04-2010, 10:44 AM | #95 |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
She can use mine if she wants to come by and do some weeding in the backyard.
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07-04-2010, 10:48 AM | #96 |
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07-04-2010, 11:35 AM | #97 |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
Damn... You bastards are so cold! It's hard enough to wake up, have her servant slip her tiger, I mean, leopard haired sandals on and actually Walking across 18 wings to get her breakfast. Now you want her to weed?
She's obviously gonna have to settle for a trailer out side of the gulf oil spill zone if she plans on keeping the luxuries she's been used too. Do you think she can boil water on her own? Maybe spend some of that cash on life lessons.
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07-04-2010, 11:47 AM | #98 |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
How is she going to be able to boil water? I heard she couldn't afford electricity, gas or propane service anymore. She'll have to get one of those funky solar reflector emergency cookers like we sent crates of to Haiti after the earthquake.
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07-04-2010, 11:58 AM | #99 |
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Re: Tiger Woods Divorce Settlement?
Remember science class in 5th grade? Sun and tin foil cooks a hot dog. Maybe there's a cool way to boil water. But wait... Stupid me, Tiger keeps the Pots!
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