Texts From Last Night....a website - Page 2

MedicCook · 04-30-2009, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??

How do you know it was a girl?

04-30-2009, 10:08 AM

(603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

357 · 04-30-2009, 10:11 AM

I admit it took me a minute to get this one...

(602): how was that guy you hooked up with?
(415): i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing

dunng · 04-30-2009, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

heres one for Dunng

(206): Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals

So true...

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04-30-2009, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 357

I admit it took me a minute to get this one...

(602): how was that guy you hooked up with?
(415): i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing

md4958 · 04-30-2009, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MedicCook

How do you know it was a girl?

LooseCard · 04-30-2009, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by md4958

(617): Oh sh!t, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises

how do i get this girls number??

I don't think that it would be a good idea for you to meat her.

04-30-2009, 10:16 AM

lol funny

King James · 04-30-2009, 10:17 AM

(832): I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.

hahahaha

LooseCard · 04-30-2009, 10:19 AM

(614): I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.

What Area Code is Greg's phone????

357 · 04-30-2009, 10:20 AM

(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

Mugen910 · 04-30-2009, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 357

(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
(1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

HAHA that's New Hampshire area code!!

kaisersozei · 04-30-2009, 10:27 AM

Couple that

(323): I'm being pulled over???
(520): For what!?!?!
(323): ??? I'm in a cab!!!!!

and

(301): Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!

357 · 04-30-2009, 10:28 AM

I know I've posted a ton of these but I can't help it. It's hilarious..

(212): dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
(1-212): idk but i think it had a face

Mugen910 · 04-30-2009, 10:29 AM

oh man sooo wrong!!

04-30-2009, 10:30 AM

omg omg, all of them, awesome

WildBlueSooner · 04-30-2009, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LooseCard

I don't think that it would be a good idea for you to meat her.

Please tell me that is an intentional pun

smokeyandthebandit05 · 04-30-2009, 10:33 AM

(845): Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo

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Now playing: Zac Brown Band - Toes
via FoxyTunes

smokeyandthebandit05 · 04-30-2009, 10:34 AM

(617): So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.

(513): Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?

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Now playing: Zac Brown Band - Toes
via FoxyTunes

04-30-2009, 10:37 AM

(413): Wow you were great! I thought girls were good but man!
(413): Thanks, wanna ask Vin to join us next time?

04-30-2009, 10:08 AM	#22
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (603): I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.

04-30-2009, 10:11 AM	#23
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website I admit it took me a minute to get this one... (602): how was that guy you hooked up with? (415): i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 10:16 AM	#28
adampc22 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website lol funny

04-30-2009, 10:17 AM	#29
King James Regard Me! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Jim Location: Dark Side Of The Moon Posts: 2,565 Trading: (2)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (832): I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store. hahahaha __________________ Mob Herfin' Since 2006

04-30-2009, 10:19 AM	#30
LooseCard not wrapped too tight.... Join Date: Mar 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Woodsy side of MA Posts: 555 Trading: (3)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (614): I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone. What Area Code is Greg's phone???? __________________ Out of the 10Base-T, through the router,past the firewall, down the T-1, over the leased line, off the bridge, ....Nothing but .NET

04-30-2009, 10:20 AM	#31
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels (1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 10:27 AM	#33
kaisersozei The Homebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Gerard Location: Midlothian, VA Posts: 3,183 Trading: (40)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website Couple that (323): I'm being pulled over??? (520): For what!?!?! (323): ??? I'm in a cab!!!!! and (301): Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!! __________________

04-30-2009, 10:28 AM	#34
357 Will herf for food Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mike Location: Home is where I park it Posts: 4,075 Trading: (9)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website I know I've posted a ton of these but I can't help it. It's hilarious.. (212): dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night? (1-212): idk but i think it had a face __________________ “Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar;” Mark Twain

04-30-2009, 10:29 AM	#35
Mugen910 I <3 Huy Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Location Location: First Name Posts: 8,387 Trading: (106)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website oh man sooo wrong!! __________________ I'm not antisocial, I just think people are stupid.

04-30-2009, 10:30 AM	#36
mrreindeer Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website omg omg, all of them, awesome

04-30-2009, 10:33 AM	#38
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (845): Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo ---------------- Now playing: Zac Brown Band - Toes via FoxyTunes __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

04-30-2009, 10:34 AM	#39
smokeyandthebandit05 Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Rich Location: Branchville Posts: 758 Trading: (1)	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (617): So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon. (513): Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude? ---------------- Now playing: Zac Brown Band - Toes via FoxyTunes __________________ MIAMI CANES 9-4 NJ DEVILS 37-21-3

04-30-2009, 10:37 AM	#40
ahc4353 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Texts From Last Night....a website (413): Wow you were great! I thought girls were good but man! (413): Thanks, wanna ask Vin to join us next time?

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