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Old 03-12-2014, 07:51 PM   #1
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An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside he finds a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap.

On one wall there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.

Then the priest comes in.

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out of there! You're on my side."
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Old 03-12-2014, 09:01 PM   #2
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Old 03-12-2014, 09:16 PM   #3
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Ahah!! More people would go to confessionals stocked like that for sure!!!
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Old 03-12-2014, 09:24 PM   #4
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Old 03-13-2014, 05:28 AM   #5
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:54 AM   #6
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Lets see if Rev. knows anything about this
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