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Old 11-10-2016, 06:30 AM   #1
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a street performer do some excellent juggling.

The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor view, so he climbs up on a large box and asks, "Can you all see me now?"

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"Si."
"Ja."
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Old 11-10-2016, 07:42 AM   #2
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Old 11-10-2016, 07:54 AM   #3
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Old 11-10-2016, 08:54 AM   #4
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Great setup, real groaner, gonna gibe you a 9.5 on that one.
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Old 11-10-2016, 10:37 AM   #5
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Classic Steve joke. Keep 'em comin'
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