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Old 06-19-2016, 01:00 PM   #1
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Default 666

Original by Richard Findler (Plus Additions)

660 -- Approximate number of The Beast

-666: Negative number of the Beast

DCLXVI -- Roman numeral of The Beast

666, 1332, 1998 -- Years of the Beast

666.0000000000 -- Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666 -- Number of the Millibeast

/ 666 -- Beast Common Denominator

0.005015 -- Reciprical of the Beast.

666i -- Imaginary number of The Beast

1010011010 -- Binary number of The Beast

-0.80902 -- The Sine of the Beast

443556 -- Square of the Beast

25.807 -- Square root of the Beast

295408296 -- Cube of the Beast

0.58779 -- Cosine of the Beast

-1.37638 -- Tangent of the Beast

2.8235 -- Log of the Beast

6.5913 -- Ln Beast

1.738E289 -- Anti-log of the Beast

6.66E2 --Scientific number of the Beast

29A -- Hexadecimal number of the Beast

666! -- Factorial of the Beast

2, 3, 111 -- Factors of the Beast

2 x 3^2 x 37 -- Prime Factorization of the Beast

665.5-666.5 -- Range of the Beast

660: Beast rounded down

670: Beast rounded up

6, uh... what was that number again? -- Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666 -- Area code of The Beast

00666 -- Zip code of The Beast

'The Numbers of the Beast'

Mailto://666@hell.org -- E-mail address of the beast

http://www.666.com -- web-page of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 -- Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.

1-888-666-6666: Toll free number of the Beast

$665.95: Retail price of The Beast

$399.96 (net) $359.86 (30 days): Wholesale Price of the Beast

$55.50: Monthly cost of the Beast in twelve easy equal monthly installments

$699.25: Price of The Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95: Price of The Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66: WalMart price of The Beast

$646.66: Next week's WalMart price of The Beast

Phillips 666: Gasoline of The Beast

Route 666: Way of The Beast (Highway to Hell)

666 Minutes: Weekly news program about the Beast

666 F: Oven temperature for roast Beast

66.6 mHz: F. M. station of the Beast

666 kHz: A. M. Station of the Beast

664 & 668: Neighbours of the Beast

666k: Retirement plan of The Beast

666 mg: Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66%: 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.

999: A Beast and a half

Lotus 6-6-6: Spreadsheet of The Beast

Word 6.66: Word Processor of The Beast

i66686: CPU of The Beast

666-I: BMW of The Beast

665.99996973: Intel Pentium number of the Beast

666 Sunset Strip: Old T. V. series about the Beast soon on Nick-At-Nite

DSM-666 (revised): Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of The Beast

66.6: A Mini-Beast

Windows 666: Bill Gates' personal Beast

665.9999...: The Beast's Twin

WD-666: Spray Lubricant of the beast

IAM666: Licence Plate of the beast

333: Half brother of the Beast

Formula 666: All purpose cleaner of the Beast

666-66-6666: Social Security number of the Beast

6666 6666 6666 6666 EXP 6/66: Credit card of the Beast

666 lb CAP: Weight limit of the Beast

666(-1)^(1/2): Imaginary number of the Beast

6-6-6: Fertilizer of the Beast

6.6.6b6: Version of the Beast

Z6xZ6xZ6: Commutative Group of the Beast
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Old 06-19-2016, 01:03 PM   #2
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Old 06-19-2016, 01:13 PM   #3
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Dig the 79's hair and the dude spinning his cigar!
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Old 06-19-2016, 03:41 PM   #4
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My favorite number of the beast: https://youtu.be/HZqU18JxzWs
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Old 06-20-2016, 09:29 AM   #5
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hABfS-H1xmE
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