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Old 02-25-2013, 09:14 AM   #1
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Default Ammo is back on the shelves!!!

Yesterday I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.

On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in the 2nd amendment, and in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?"

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, just what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"

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Old 02-25-2013, 09:46 AM   #2
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Old 02-25-2013, 09:57 AM   #3
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Old 02-25-2013, 10:00 AM   #4
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Now THAT is funny
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Old 02-25-2013, 10:19 AM   #6
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Old 02-25-2013, 10:24 AM   #7
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A real knee-slapper, chief.
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Old 02-25-2013, 04:31 PM   #8
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and categorize this as "highly improbable."
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Old 02-25-2013, 04:33 PM   #9
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I see what you did there....
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Well played!
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