Winning a Nobel Prize

markem · 03-25-2011, 10:14 PM

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."

Bruzee · 03-25-2011, 10:33 PM

kelmac07 · 03-25-2011, 10:43 PM

Ogre · 03-27-2011, 07:34 AM

With the current winners, I think he has a chance!!!!

HollywoodQue · 03-27-2011, 07:42 AM

Coach Deg · 03-27-2011, 07:58 AM

MurphysLaw · 03-28-2011, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre3239

With the current winners, I think he has a chance!!!!

guitar4001 · 03-28-2011, 08:01 AM

oh god

N2 GOLD · 03-28-2011, 10:45 AM

Skywalker · 03-28-2011, 11:38 AM

Another outstanding joke, Mark!!!

03-25-2011, 10:14 PM	#1
markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,535 Trading: (47)	Winning a Nobel Prize A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?" The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?" asks the man, puzzled. "Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field." __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

03-25-2011, 10:33 PM	#2
Bruzee Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: D Location: San Diego Posts: 1,508 Trading: (30)	Re: Winning a Nobel Prize __________________

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kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Winning a Nobel Prize __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

03-27-2011, 07:34 AM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Winning a Nobel Prize With the current winners, I think he has a chance!!!! __________________

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HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,120 Trading: (46)	Re: Winning a Nobel Prize

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Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: Winning a Nobel Prize

03-28-2011, 08:01 AM	#8
guitar4001 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Paul Location: Between Goldsboro, NC and Africa Posts: 359 Trading: (0)	Re: Winning a Nobel Prize oh god

03-28-2011, 10:45 AM	#9
N2 GOLD MIND OVER MATTER... Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: RICO Location: So. CAL 33° 44' 44" N / 117° 52' 0" W Posts: 2,330 Trading: (1)	Re: Winning a Nobel Prize __________________ When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

03-28-2011, 11:38 AM	#10
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Winning a Nobel Prize Another outstanding joke, Mark!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!