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Old 04-01-2009, 12:46 PM   #21
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This thread's about Bao, I thought it qualified as girly territory.

Am I wrong?
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Old 04-01-2009, 12:47 PM   #22
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My Bao itches.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:02 PM   #23
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I never did like that guy. He kept sending me text messages that were pretty nasty.

Thanks for banning him!



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Old 04-01-2009, 01:04 PM   #24
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I never did like that guy. He kept sending me text messages that were pretty nasty.
I tried reporting that to the mods, but they said since it didnt happen on CA they couldnt get involved.

So I called Verizon, and had them block his number.

Pervert!
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:17 PM   #25
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:20 PM   #26
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I kinda liked Boa even though he didn't ever send me any text messages.
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Old 04-01-2009, 01:57 PM   #27
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My prayers have been answered!!!

I can finally sleep at night without the fear of asians springing from boxes.
Be careful... there's other asains here and I haven't been banned (....yet)
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:10 PM   #28
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Be careful... there's other asains here and I haven't been banned (....yet)


It was just a joke, Dan. MERCY!!

Speaking of bombs, my first one just landed. I wish Bao had been here to see it. *sniffle*
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:13 PM   #29
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Bao scmao.
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:47 PM   #30
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It was just a joke, Dan. MERCY!!
its ok Crystal. Im sure Dan is just upset over Bao's departure. Cant imagine why though??
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Old 04-01-2009, 02:48 PM   #31
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That taint funny!


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Old 04-01-2009, 03:03 PM   #32
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I knew a man Baojangles and he danced for you
In worn out shoes
Silver hair, a ragged shirt and baggy pants
the old soft shoe
He jumped so high .. he jumped so high
That he lightly touched down back in pufferland
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:06 PM   #33
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its ok Crystal. Im sure Dan is just upset over Bao's departure.
Aren't we all...
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Old 04-01-2009, 03:53 PM   #34
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seems the ban hammer has been working it's way around here ..

(looks nervously at the sky)
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:34 PM   #35
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Old 04-01-2009, 06:42 PM   #36
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