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Old 06-15-2013, 07:48 AM   #421
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Thanks to this forum for pointing out that I am OLD!

But at least I'm not alone.
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Old 06-15-2013, 08:35 PM   #422
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And, who didn't try to drop a boulder on a whole roll? I remember when the metal rockets came out -- that was exciting for a least 3 minutes...lol
You could use the heel of your shoes, but during the summer it was flip-flops or bare feet.
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Old 07-01-2013, 06:48 AM   #423
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Old 07-01-2013, 07:28 AM   #424
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My brother received this one as a gift:
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Old 09-03-2013, 10:39 AM   #425
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Old 09-03-2013, 11:21 AM   #426
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Many young ones won't have a clue.
Amazing how technology changes things.
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Old 09-03-2013, 11:23 AM   #427
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Old 09-03-2013, 11:34 AM   #428
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This



Later revolutionized and replaced by this



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Old 09-03-2013, 11:42 AM   #429
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Tough one I bet.

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Old 09-03-2013, 11:55 AM   #430
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It's only tough if you never watched Gigantor as a kid
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Old 09-03-2013, 12:00 PM   #431
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It's only tough if you never watched Gigantor as a kid
You are disqualified!!!!!!!
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Remember the theme song?
Can still hear it as if yesterday.
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Old 09-03-2013, 12:12 PM   #432
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strange artifact...is that a horn, or tusk from an ancient burial ground?

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Old 09-09-2013, 08:26 AM   #438
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