I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created.

shilala · 08-15-2013, 03:23 PM

Feast your eyes upon this sweet baby.
No, your eyes do not deceive you. That is a hot dog AND hot dog bun toaster. Really. I've even added the link so you can run, not walk, over to Amazon to purchase one.
If I have ever seen anything cooler, I've forgot about it. This is far and away the most brilliant invention that 2,000 years of human technological advancement has brought about.
I showed it to Weeze and she shrugged. That's because women don't know stuff. I tried to get her to buy it for me, but she looked at me the way she does when she's 100% certain I'm retarded.
So, if any of you guys want to go ahead and send me one of these, that'd be great.

shilala · 08-15-2013, 03:32 PM

Can we make this a sticky? If ever there was anything sticky-worthy, this is her.
A toaster that toasts HOT DOGS!!!

big_jaygee · 08-15-2013, 03:34 PM

that does look great Scott

markem · 08-15-2013, 03:40 PM

I'm loving the reviews

shilala · 08-15-2013, 03:45 PM

When everyone gets one, we can have a Nostalgia Electrics Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster Herf and Hosiery party.
We'll need the matching mustard and ketchup bottles and some razors for Vinnie.

CigarNut · 08-15-2013, 03:55 PM

For $19 you can't go wrong...

The Poet · 08-15-2013, 03:58 PM

And it's pretty cheap too. I could almost afford one . . . if I could afford dogs and buns.

Commander Quan · 08-15-2013, 04:16 PM

I'm pretty sure these were available from the SkyMall catalog 8 years ago... you know, encase you wanted to cook hotdogs while you're camped out by that power outlet charging your cellphone.

Blueface · 08-15-2013, 04:19 PM

Man that rocks.
I want one but if I buy anything else right now, I am definitely going to have one of my guns used on me.

Bax · 08-15-2013, 04:23 PM

Can we get one made that lights a cigar?

AdamJoshua · 08-15-2013, 04:29 PM

Do you take the dogs out of the cello before you put them in the slots (holes?)?

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Cord wrap for easy storage

This is key to me, I've bought similar products in the past but they did not allow you to wrap the cord for easy storage, clearly this is a very advanced system!

08-15-2013, 04:29 PM

I WILL own this...

Thanks for the heads up Scott

Coach Deg · 08-15-2013, 04:42 PM

I would buy one, but 7-11 hot dogs are usually already cooked.

kelmac07 · 08-15-2013, 06:46 PM

Very cool!!

I want one!!

dwoodward · 08-15-2013, 07:20 PM

My girlfriend has one. She likes it. She's not a huge fan of the toasted buns, but says it works great.

.cigardude. · 08-15-2013, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by dwoodward

My girlfriend has one. She likes it. She's not a huge fan of the toasted buns, but says it works great.

Can you do us all a favor and post up a detailed review of the machine while it toasts the dogs and buns....from start to finish?

maninblack · 08-15-2013, 07:51 PM

I freaking want one!!

BlackDog · 08-15-2013, 08:51 PM

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I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created.

Hotdogs? And here I thought that Scott just discovered sex.

BlackDog · 08-15-2013, 08:53 PM

How does the flavor profile of a toasted hotdog compare to one cooked on a BBQ?

AdamJoshua · 08-15-2013, 10:40 PM

I just had a brilliant idea, if you had one of those electric scooters, you know the ones you see people riding around at walmart, and you put one of these on the front, mounted where you would usually put an awesome basket with plastic flowers, well then ... I can't even begin to go on.

I'm so friggin' smart if I even had half a clue as to what I was talking about my brain would explode.

08-15-2013, 03:23 PM	#1
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. Feast your eyes upon this sweet baby. No, your eyes do not deceive you. That is a hot dog AND hot dog bun toaster. Really. I've even added the link so you can run, not walk, over to Amazon to purchase one. If I have ever seen anything cooler, I've forgot about it. This is far and away the most brilliant invention that 2,000 years of human technological advancement has brought about. I showed it to Weeze and she shrugged. That's because women don't know stuff. I tried to get her to buy it for me, but she looked at me the way she does when she's 100% certain I'm retarded. So, if any of you guys want to go ahead and send me one of these, that'd be great. __________________

08-15-2013, 03:32 PM	#2
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. Can we make this a sticky? If ever there was anything sticky-worthy, this is her. A toaster that toasts HOT DOGS!!! __________________

08-15-2013, 03:34 PM	#3
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. that does look great Scott

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markem Bunion Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Mark Location: Second Star on the Right Posts: 22,523 Trading: (47)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. I'm loving the reviews __________________ I refuse to belong to any organization that would have me as a member. ~ Groucho Marx

08-15-2013, 03:45 PM	#5
shilala Dear Lord, Thank You. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Posts: 13,721 Trading: (252)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. When everyone gets one, we can have a Nostalgia Electrics Pop-Up Hot Dog Toaster Herf and Hosiery party. We'll need the matching mustard and ketchup bottles and some razors for Vinnie. __________________

08-15-2013, 03:55 PM	#6
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. For $19 you can't go wrong... __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

08-15-2013, 03:58 PM	#7
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. And it's pretty cheap too. I could almost afford one . . . if I could afford dogs and buns. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

08-15-2013, 04:16 PM	#8
Commander Quan Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Derrick Location: Canton, OH Posts: 966 Trading: (4)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. I'm pretty sure these were available from the SkyMall catalog 8 years ago... you know, encase you wanted to cook hotdogs while you're camped out by that power outlet charging your cellphone.

08-15-2013, 04:19 PM	#9
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. Man that rocks. I want one but if I buy anything else right now, I am definitely going to have one of my guns used on me. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

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Bax C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Ringgold,GA Posts: 2,173 Trading: (70)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. Can we get one made that lights a cigar? __________________ I'm the most interesting man in the world... but only if you find stupid stuff really interesting.

08-15-2013, 04:29 PM	#12
Robulous78 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. I WILL own this... Thanks for the heads up Scott

08-15-2013, 04:42 PM	#13
Coach Deg C O W eieio. Join Date: May 2009 First Name: Mike Location: Hudson, FL Posts: 2,853 Trading: (59)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. I would buy one, but 7-11 hot dogs are usually already cooked.

08-15-2013, 06:46 PM	#14
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. Very cool!! I want one!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

08-15-2013, 07:20 PM	#15
dwoodward Gentlemen, you may smoke! Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Derrick Location: South Dakota Posts: 1,868 Trading: (26)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. My girlfriend has one. She likes it. She's not a huge fan of the toasted buns, but says it works great.

08-15-2013, 07:51 PM	#17
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BlackDog Gonna make you groove... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Warren Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 2,468 Trading: (19)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. How does the flavor profile of a toasted hotdog compare to one cooked on a BBQ? __________________ "We live in the good of this."

08-15-2013, 10:40 PM	#20
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,785 Trading: (40)	Re: I Have Just Discovered The Coolest Thing God Ever Created. I just had a brilliant idea, if you had one of those electric scooters, you know the ones you see people riding around at walmart, and you put one of these on the front, mounted where you would usually put an awesome basket with plastic flowers, well then ... I can't even begin to go on. I'm so friggin' smart if I even had half a clue as to what I was talking about my brain would explode.