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Old 10-02-2012, 10:46 PM   #1
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Default 18 year old scotch

A well refined businessman enters a bar and orders 18 year old scotch. Bartender sets down the drink and the businessman takes a sip. "This is NOT 18 year old scotch! I want 18 year old scotch." The bartender sighs, removes the glass, pours another out of a different bottle and sets it down. The businessman takes a sip and gets even more exasperated. "This is 12 year old scotch! I asked for 18 year old scotch!" About that time, a redneck in overalls walks up, sets a glass down in front of him and says, "Try THIS!" The businessman takes a sip and spits it out. "That tastes like piss!"
The redneck looks at him and asks, "Okay, how old am I?"
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Old 10-02-2012, 11:00 PM   #2
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Old 10-02-2012, 11:31 PM   #3
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Hahahahaha
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Old 10-03-2012, 05:40 AM   #4
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:44 AM   #5
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Old 10-03-2012, 07:45 AM   #6
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