Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

G G · 10-02-2009, 09:48 AM

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they
talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to
cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her
drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his
table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

kelmac07 · 10-02-2009, 11:12 AM

LOL!! Good one Greg!!

Skywalker · 10-02-2009, 11:17 AM

You made that up!!!

Don Fernando · 10-02-2009, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

You made that up!!!

I think it was Greg himself

G G · 10-02-2009, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Fernando

I think it was Greg himself

woohoo.

fissure · 10-02-2009, 11:36 AM

Scothew · 10-02-2009, 02:57 PM

for some reason I hear dueling banjo's playing in the background while reading that joke

wrench turner 85 · 10-02-2009, 03:15 PM

thats right, thats how we do it in the SOUTH. wooooo

taltos · 10-02-2009, 06:45 PM

When was Al in Arkansas?

Thaplumbr · 10-02-2009, 08:02 PM

Ya'll that werks!

cort · 10-02-2009, 08:41 PM

Nice one my redneck brotha

Old Sailor · 10-02-2009, 08:43 PM

10-04-2009, 10:05 AM

That is so sick!

Starscream · 10-06-2009, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by wrench turner 85

thats right, thats how we do it in the SOUTH. wooooo

CBI_2 · 10-19-2009, 09:33 PM

Do they have a class for that?

10-02-2009, 09:48 AM	#1
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'

10-02-2009, 11:12 AM	#2
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amyelizabeth Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! That is so sick!

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