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Old 06-23-2020, 08:57 AM   #1
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There was this guy who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time. His friend suggested he see a doctor to have his legs checked out.

The guy refused. . . said his friend was crazy.

But he finally went and, sure enough, the doctor discovered his left leg was shorter than his right!

A quick bit of orthopedic surgery later he was cured; both legs were exactly the same length and he didn't lean left anymore.

His friend said, "You didn't believe me when I told you a doctor could fix your leg."

The guy said: "I stand corrected."
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Old 06-23-2020, 09:22 AM   #2
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