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Old 08-22-2019, 08:10 AM   #1
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Little Johnny's mom was worried. She hadn't seen her elderly neighbor, Mrs. Goldbaum, in days.

She asked: "Johnny, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Goldbaum is?"

A few minutes later, Johnny returned.

Mom: "Well, is she all right?"

Johnny: "She's fine, except that she's mad at you."

Mom: "At me? Whatever for?"

Johnny: "She said its none of your business how old she is."
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