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Old 11-15-2008, 06:37 PM   #1
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http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

Mine definitely is
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Old 11-15-2008, 06:42 PM   #2
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Damn, I have 2 cats, and the dog is tied up in the basement.
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Old 11-15-2008, 06:46 PM   #3
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Old 11-15-2008, 06:50 PM   #4
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TIM!! I think your cats are trying to KILL YOU!!
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Old 11-15-2008, 07:01 PM   #5
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What's weird is that my cat's name is Loki.... hmmmmmm and apparently there's a 93% chance he's plotting to kill me.

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What's weird is that my cat's name is Loki.... hmmmmmm and apparently there's a 93% chance he's plotting to kill me.
sorry bout that, I'll try and get him in control but he's a head strong cat
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Old 11-15-2008, 08:11 PM   #7
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sorry bout that, I'll try and get him in control but he's a head strong cat
Very true. Recently he's taken to laying in wait inside the clothes hamper.
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Old 11-15-2008, 08:12 PM   #8
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Very true. Recently he's taken to laying in wait inside the clothes hamper.
or perhaps I am your cat......
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or perhaps I am your cat......
Now that's a thought that's going to fester

Oh well, bourbon will fix that problem
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Old 11-15-2008, 08:23 PM   #10
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Now that's a thought that's going to fester

Oh well, bourbon will fix that problem
yes.....drink well my friend...makes it easier to sneek up on you....
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yes.....drink well my friend...makes it easier to sneek up on you....
Now you're just making me into a paranoid drunk

Not like I needed the help
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Now you're just making me into a paranoid drunk

Not like I needed the help
make sure you check behind the blinds tonight before you got to bed
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I'm going down!!

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