Cheer me up

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2010, 03:23 PM

Hey there CA Fam,

I was in an awesome mood yesterday and received some news today that should have been happy but actually ended up bumming me out a bit. Still not sure why, too busy at work to really analyze it at the moment. Nothing really earth-shattering or anything, just kind of blue now.

Give me some laughs to cheer me up. Or hell even some good conversation to snap me out of it.

Thx

Don Fernando · 09-23-2010, 03:26 PM

wish I could help, but I am too tired to think of anything funny.

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2010, 03:27 PM

Seems to be how the day is going brother.

pektel · 09-23-2010, 03:29 PM

You know why divorces are so expensive?

Because they're worth it

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2010, 03:30 PM

Ba dum dum! LOL, nice one bro.

jonumberone · 09-23-2010, 03:31 PM

I cracked myself up when posting this

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpo...8&postcount=13

what do you think?

VirtualSmitty · 09-23-2010, 03:31 PM

Things could be worse. Take my day for example. I was suppossed to meet up with PaulMac later for some after work smokes, but I got a message from him earlier stating (his exact words mind you) that he "was literally peeing through his own a$$ and can't make it today". I told him to stay away from the taco tents here in Jersey but he just didn't listen.

Also, i've been wondering, with the name change is it just Tyr now ala Prince or did you keep the last name? Also, see the vid I posted in the Guinness thread, funny stuff I promise!

Blueface · 09-23-2010, 03:31 PM

Dustin, I mean Tyr, (hard to get use to)
What I always do, when feeling down and out, which can be a daily event for some, is to reach over to my pill box and find the light blue capsules better known to me as "happy pill" and viola, I am happy.

Getting harder and harder to find people walking around that are not on them.

pektel · 09-23-2010, 03:32 PM

These always cheer me up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZgXE0W52g

VirtualSmitty · 09-23-2010, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueface

Dustin, I mean Tyr, (hard to get use to)
What I always do, when feeling down and out, which can be a daily event for some, is to reach over to my pill box and find the light blue capsules better known to me as "happy pill" and viola, I am happy.

Getting harder and harder to find people walking around that are not on them.

I find it very hard to believe so many people would be walking around after popping a Viagra Carlos

pektel · 09-23-2010, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jonumberone

I cracked myself up when posting this

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpo...8&postcount=13

what do you think?

lmao. I got a kick out out of that

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2010, 03:36 PM

Ok Dom that's freakin' funny!

I dig it

You should def write me reviews then.

Geeze, does PaulMac ever have any semblance of a filter??? A simple, "don't feel well" I'm sure would have sufficed LOL. And you DO know my affinity for Prince so I could just go one name but no still keeping the last name bro. Heading over to the Guinness thread.

Oh, and I'm fresh outta happy pills

68TriShield · 09-23-2010, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty

I find it very hard to believe so many people would be walking around after popping a Viagra Carlos

Boca,better known as Pup Tent City Fla.

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2010, 03:39 PM

Aaargh freakin' work blocking video's. Can't watch the ones you posted unfortunately guys

BigFrank · 09-23-2010, 03:40 PM

The other day I tried to fart in the kitchen to amuse my two young boys and I sh...arted myself.

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2010, 03:42 PM

Whoa...... bro..... ummmm.......

VirtualSmitty · 09-23-2010, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 68TriShield

Boca,better known as Pup Tent City Fla.

Remind me never to go to Boca

Paul wouldn't be Paul if he wasn't so unfiltered. I had to think long and hard to replay to back to that, finally settled on "oh okay". How else does one respond to such an answer?

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2010, 03:42 PM

I'm thinking we need to bring back CUT wars just to liven things up a bit

Brutus2600 · 09-23-2010, 03:42 PM

What's sex like on camping trips? In tents (say it out loud)

A pirate walks into his old bar after a long voyage and sits down at the bar. The bartender greets him happily and says "Hey! Welcome back, I haven't seen you in a long time! Looks like a lot has happened..." as he gestures to the pirate's peg leg, hook, and eye patch.

The pirate responds "Arrg, it's been quite a journey" to which the bartender asks "Well start with what happened to your leg!"

"Yar," says the pirate, "I was boarding our first ship that we caught, and as I was crossing between ships I fell overboard into shark infested water. Shark got me leg."

The bartender exclaimed "Wow! That's awful! Well tell me what happened to your hand!"

Gesturing with an imaginary sword the pirate replied "Me matey's and I were in a vicious sword fight with a rival pirate crew, and my hand got cut clean off!"

"Unbelievable..." said the bartender. "Well of course, I have to know how you lost your eye! Was it another sword fight? Cannon shrapnel? Tell me!"

The pirate muttered quietly, obviously embarrassed "No, 'twas a seagull, it pooped in me eye."

"What? How could seagull poop put out your eye?" yelled the bartender.

The pirate responded...

"Twas the first day I had me hook."

LasciviousXXX · 09-23-2010, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VirtualSmitty

How else does one respond to such an answer?

Do you need me to bring a bucket.

09-23-2010, 03:23 PM	#1
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Cheer me up Hey there CA Fam, I was in an awesome mood yesterday and received some news today that should have been happy but actually ended up bumming me out a bit. Still not sure why, too busy at work to really analyze it at the moment. Nothing really earth-shattering or anything, just kind of blue now. Give me some laughs to cheer me up. Or hell even some good conversation to snap me out of it. Thx

09-23-2010, 03:26 PM	#2
Don Fernando Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Ferdinand Location: Singapore Posts: 10,064 Trading: (29)	Re: Cheer me up wish I could help, but I am too tired to think of anything funny. __________________ check out my reviews on my blog.

09-23-2010, 03:27 PM	#3
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Re: Cheer me up Seems to be how the day is going brother.

09-23-2010, 03:29 PM	#4
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Cheer me up You know why divorces are so expensive? Because they're worth it __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

09-23-2010, 03:30 PM	#5
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Re: Cheer me up Ba dum dum! LOL, nice one bro.

09-23-2010, 03:31 PM	#6
jonumberone Raw Dog Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Dom Location: Exit 8A Posts: 6,475 Trading: (62)	Re: Cheer me up I cracked myself up when posting this http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showpo...8&postcount=13 what do you think? __________________ Sex junkie looking for a dealer

09-23-2010, 03:31 PM	#7
VirtualSmitty WiP!? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: The Evil Empire Posts: 2,084 Trading: (0)	Re: Cheer me up Things could be worse. Take my day for example. I was suppossed to meet up with PaulMac later for some after work smokes, but I got a message from him earlier stating (his exact words mind you) that he "was literally peeing through his own a$$ and can't make it today". I told him to stay away from the taco tents here in Jersey but he just didn't listen. Also, i've been wondering, with the name change is it just Tyr now ala Prince or did you keep the last name? Also, see the vid I posted in the Guinness thread, funny stuff I promise! __________________ We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid - Benjamin Franklin Last edited by VirtualSmitty; 09-23-2010 at 03:40 PM.

09-23-2010, 03:31 PM	#8
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Cheer me up Dustin, I mean Tyr, (hard to get use to) What I always do, when feeling down and out, which can be a daily event for some, is to reach over to my pill box and find the light blue capsules better known to me as "happy pill" and viola, I am happy. Getting harder and harder to find people walking around that are not on them. __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

09-23-2010, 03:32 PM	#9
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Cheer me up These always cheer me up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjZgXE0W52g __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

09-23-2010, 03:36 PM	#12
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Re: Cheer me up Ok Dom that's freakin' funny! I dig it You should def write me reviews then. Geeze, does PaulMac ever have any semblance of a filter??? A simple, "don't feel well" I'm sure would have sufficed LOL. And you DO know my affinity for Prince so I could just go one name but no still keeping the last name bro. Heading over to the Guinness thread. Oh, and I'm fresh outta happy pills

09-23-2010, 03:39 PM	#14
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Re: Cheer me up Aaargh freakin' work blocking video's. Can't watch the ones you posted unfortunately guys

09-23-2010, 03:40 PM	#15
BigFrank 5 3 1 Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: Frank Location: Gym or Sofa. Posts: 1,896 Trading: (25)	Re: Cheer me up The other day I tried to fart in the kitchen to amuse my two young boys and I sh...arted myself. __________________ " Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment. "

09-23-2010, 03:42 PM	#16
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Re: Cheer me up Whoa...... bro..... ummmm.......

09-23-2010, 03:42 PM	#18
LasciviousXXX Team of 11...Always Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Týr Location: New Orleans Posts: 4,579 Trading: (8)	Re: Cheer me up I'm thinking we need to bring back CUT wars just to liven things up a bit

09-23-2010, 03:42 PM	#19
Brutus2600 Your resident lancerHO Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Brian Location: Fort Worth, TX Posts: 2,063 Trading: (46)	Re: Cheer me up What's sex like on camping trips? In tents (say it out loud) A pirate walks into his old bar after a long voyage and sits down at the bar. The bartender greets him happily and says "Hey! Welcome back, I haven't seen you in a long time! Looks like a lot has happened..." as he gestures to the pirate's peg leg, hook, and eye patch. The pirate responds "Arrg, it's been quite a journey" to which the bartender asks "Well start with what happened to your leg!" "Yar," says the pirate, "I was boarding our first ship that we caught, and as I was crossing between ships I fell overboard into shark infested water. Shark got me leg." The bartender exclaimed "Wow! That's awful! Well tell me what happened to your hand!" Gesturing with an imaginary sword the pirate replied "Me matey's and I were in a vicious sword fight with a rival pirate crew, and my hand got cut clean off!" "Unbelievable..." said the bartender. "Well of course, I have to know how you lost your eye! Was it another sword fight? Cannon shrapnel? Tell me!" The pirate muttered quietly, obviously embarrassed "No, 'twas a seagull, it pooped in me eye." "What? How could seagull poop put out your eye?" yelled the bartender. The pirate responded... "Twas the first day I had me hook."