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Old 04-01-2017, 04:33 PM   #1
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When it comes to fuel-efficiency, nothing beats the new and improved oar-powered Trireme Hamilton. While many believed the Coast Guard Cutter Hamilton to be decommissioned and transferred to the Philippines, its true fate has finally been revealed!

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Old 04-01-2017, 05:09 PM   #2
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Who are we, Ben Hur?
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Old 04-01-2017, 05:37 PM   #3
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Ramming speed!
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Well played!
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Not me. I am Themistocles, or maybe Odysseus.
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Old 04-02-2017, 08:02 AM   #7
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I don't know why but this made me think of Vin in a cheap hotel room.

I'm seriously giggling like a schoolgirl.
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Old 04-02-2017, 02:31 PM   #8
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I don't know why but this made me think of Vin in a cheap hotel room.

I'm seriously giggling like a schoolgirl.
And I'm reaching for the eye-bleach
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Not me. I am Themistocles, or maybe Odysseus.
Themistocles are pinchin' my feet!
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It's okay, they're puddle jumpers so they'll never be out of sight of land.
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