Bridge Cop

cmitch · 12-03-2010, 10:35 AM

A grungy man was speeding along on the Golden Gate bridge in his new Mercedes when he was pulled over by a CHP.

The CHP approaches his car and notices his less than clean looks. But the man checks out as the owner of the car and the policeman begins to write the ticket.

CHP: "How does a guy like you afford a car like this?"
Driver: It's easy. I'm an asshole stretcher and it pays good money."
CHP: "Asshole Stretcher?"
Driver: "That's right. Someone calls me to have their asshole stretched and I start with one finger, then two. Shortly I'm able to get two fingers in, then two more. Once I'm able to get in 2 fingers from each hand, I begin to stretch their asshole until it's 6 feet in size."
CHP: "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
Driver: "Give him a badge and let him write tickets on the bridge."

kelmac07 · 12-03-2010, 11:22 AM

CigarNut · 12-03-2010, 12:40 PM

Pretty funny! I will have to remember to pass this one along to my cop friend

theoneandonly · 12-03-2010, 01:19 PM

icehog3 · 12-03-2010, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

CHP: "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"

I heard the same joke last week, but the punch line was:

Driver: "Give him Photoshop and let him be a graphic artist".

12-03-2010, 10:35 AM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Bridge Cop A grungy man was speeding along on the Golden Gate bridge in his new Mercedes when he was pulled over by a CHP. The CHP approaches his car and notices his less than clean looks. But the man checks out as the owner of the car and the policeman begins to write the ticket. CHP: "How does a guy like you afford a car like this?" Driver: It's easy. I'm an asshole stretcher and it pays good money." CHP: "Asshole Stretcher?" Driver: "That's right. Someone calls me to have their asshole stretched and I start with one finger, then two. Shortly I'm able to get two fingers in, then two more. Once I'm able to get in 2 fingers from each hand, I begin to stretch their asshole until it's 6 feet in size." CHP: "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" Driver: "Give him a badge and let him write tickets on the bridge." __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

12-03-2010, 11:22 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Bridge Cop __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-03-2010, 12:40 PM	#3
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,038 Trading: (111*)	Re: Bridge Cop Pretty funny! I will have to remember to pass this one along to my cop friend __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

12-03-2010, 01:19 PM	#4
theoneandonly Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2010 First Name: Jeff Location: Daly City, CA Posts: 65 Trading: (0)	Re: Bridge Cop