Baptist Shampoo

CBI_2 · 02-28-2009, 04:51 PM

While shopping in a grocery store, two Baptist church ladies happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.

One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second good Baptist sister answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.

The first sister replied that she would handle that without a problem.

She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look, so the good Baptist sister said, 'This is for washing our hair.'

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer and said,

'The curlers are on me.'

G G · 02-28-2009, 07:04 PM

Nice one Paul.

SmokeyJoe · 02-28-2009, 07:13 PM

Paul... you are a funny man.

Starscream · 03-01-2009, 06:52 PM

RUNYYFan · 06-29-2014, 10:03 AM

Thanks to Paul for posting another oldie-but-goodie.

(Yes, it's Sunday and I'm enjoying the warm sunny weather by laying out and reading old jokes.)

kelmac07 · 06-29-2014, 10:04 AM

qwerty1500 · 06-29-2014, 04:56 PM

Admin ... Where is the "Like" symbol?

icehog3 · 06-29-2014, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by qwerty1500

Admin ... Where is the "Like" symbol?

On Facebook.

CBI_2 · 06-29-2014, 09:05 PM

I haven't posted in a while, but I post oldies but goodies 'cause that's what I am, and what do you mean there is no like symbol?!

02-28-2009, 04:51 PM	#1
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Baptist Shampoo While shopping in a grocery store, two Baptist church ladies happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second good Baptist sister answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it. The first sister replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a surprised look, so the good Baptist sister said, 'This is for washing our hair.' Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer and said, 'The curlers are on me.' __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff

02-28-2009, 07:04 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Baptist Shampoo Nice one Paul.

02-28-2009, 07:13 PM	#3
SmokeyJoe Chief Wannastogie Lounge Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 3,160 Trading: (28)	Re: Baptist Shampoo Paul... you are a funny man. __________________ "I intend to smoke a good cigar to the glory of God..." ~ Charles H. Spurgeon, British Baptist preacher

03-01-2009, 06:52 PM	#4
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Baptist Shampoo __________________ Insert quote here.

06-29-2014, 10:03 AM	#5
RUNYYFan Life, Liberty, Happiness Join Date: Feb 2010 First Name: Marc Location: Splitting time between Dayton, NJ and Needmore, PA Posts: 360 Trading: (0)	Re: Baptist Shampoo Thanks to Paul for posting another oldie-but-goodie. (Yes, it's Sunday and I'm enjoying the warm sunny weather by laying out and reading old jokes.) __________________ Marc Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed. - Anon.

06-29-2014, 10:04 AM	#6
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Baptist Shampoo __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

06-29-2014, 04:56 PM	#7
qwerty1500 Good thing I'm normal Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: One Particular Harbor Posts: 607 Trading: (0)	Re: Baptist Shampoo Admin ... Where is the "Like" symbol?

06-29-2014, 09:05 PM	#9
CBI_2 Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Paul Location: In my skin. Posts: 2,066 Trading: (0)	Re: Baptist Shampoo I haven't posted in a while, but I post oldies but goodies 'cause that's what I am, and what do you mean there is no like symbol?! __________________ "The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." Albert Camus Cool Cigar Themed Stuff