Rich and poor man buy their wife two gifts

Powers · 03-18-2009, 03:29 PM

A rich guy and a poor guy were having lunch and the poor one asked the rich man:
"What did you buy ur wife for Valentine's Day?"

"A diamond necklace and a BMW." replies the rich guy

"Why did you get her both?" the poor man inquires

The rich guy replies, "That way if she doesn't like the diamond necklace she can go return it. What did you buy ur wife?"

The poor man said, "A $10 gift card to Walmart and a dildo."

"Why did you buy her both?" the rich man asked

"That way if she doesn't like the gift card she can go f^ck herself."

marge796 · 03-18-2009, 03:36 PM

I am truly sorry but this joke is horrible!

03-18-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by marge796

I am truly sorry but this joke is horrible!

WildBlueSooner · 03-18-2009, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marge796

I am truly sorry but this joke is horrible!

Me likey!

Whee · 03-18-2009, 05:18 PM

Oh, I don't know...made me

.

But then again, I'm just a twice divorced bitter old man...

CBI_2 · 03-18-2009, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by illinoishoosier

Oh, I don't know...made me

.

But then again, I'm just a twice divorced bitter old man...

Funny joke BTW. Haven't heard it in a while but still makes the wife and I laugh.

karmaz00 · 03-18-2009, 07:40 PM

lol good oen

03-23-2009, 10:35 PM

Hahaha I love it! Reminds me of the Sopranos.

G G · 03-24-2009, 10:20 AM

Good one.

03-18-2009, 03:29 PM	#1
Powers Swamp Ash member in exile Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Fayetteville, Arkansas Posts: 2,283 Trading: (17)	Rich and poor man buy their wife two gifts A rich guy and a poor guy were having lunch and the poor one asked the rich man: "What did you buy ur wife for Valentine's Day?" "A diamond necklace and a BMW." replies the rich guy "Why did you get her both?" the poor man inquires The rich guy replies, "That way if she doesn't like the diamond necklace she can go return it. What did you buy ur wife?" The poor man said, "A $10 gift card to Walmart and a dildo." "Why did you buy her both?" the rich man asked "That way if she doesn't like the gift card she can go f^ck herself." __________________ "There is true glory and true honor: the glory of duty done, the honor of integrity and principle" - Robert E. Lee

03-18-2009, 03:36 PM	#2
marge796 It Just Doesn’t Matter!!! Join Date: Feb 2009 First Name: Chris Location: Topeka KS Posts: 1,624 Trading: (28)	Re: Rich and poor man buy their wife two gifts I am truly sorry but this joke is horrible! __________________ “Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.” -Sir Winston Churchill

03-18-2009, 05:18 PM	#5
Whee formerly illinoishoosier Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Sean Location: Bishopville, SC Posts: 3,591 Trading: (17)	Re: Rich and poor man buy their wife two gifts Oh, I don't know...made me . But then again, I'm just a twice divorced bitter old man... __________________ "Maybe I'm wrong, when they tell me they're right…..naaaaahhhhhh, I'm an asshooooooleeee"--Denis Leary

03-18-2009, 07:40 PM	#7
karmaz00 Habanos Join Date: Dec 2008 First Name: Jason Location: victoria Posts: 1,855 Trading: (1)	Re: Rich and poor man buy their wife two gifts lol good oen __________________ Habanos Collector Since 2003

03-23-2009, 10:35 PM	#8
TheManWithNoName Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Rich and poor man buy their wife two gifts Hahaha I love it! Reminds me of the Sopranos.

03-24-2009, 10:20 AM	#9
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,701 Trading: (10)	Re: Rich and poor man buy their wife two gifts Good one.