Pimp sues Nike

AdamJoshua · 01-11-2014, 04:28 PM

You really can't make this stuff up, no one would believe it.

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A Portland pimp is suing Nike for not placing a warning label in their shoes specifying that they could be used as a dangerous weapon -- after he was sentenced to 100 years in prison for brutally beating a john with his sneaker.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2014...at-people?lite

MrClean · 01-11-2014, 04:30 PM

I can't even bring myself to click the link and read it. Although I'm thankful for all the morons in the world that make me seem like I'm pretty smart sometimes, I just can't take it anymore...

AdamJoshua · 01-11-2014, 04:37 PM

It's actually pretty serious, not him suing, but he beat a guy and he beat an 18yr old girl until she was bleeding from her ears, there is nothing in the world that should get this person out of jail.

Remo · 01-11-2014, 05:06 PM

Hopefully this gets thrown out as soon as it hits the court (it should) but still, only in America!!

Blueface · 01-11-2014, 07:03 PM

Epitome of the term "frivolous law suit".

icehog3 · 01-11-2014, 08:08 PM

I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity.

The Poet · 01-11-2014, 08:18 PM

The National Reebok Association should jump on this with both feet. Shoes don't kill johns, pimps do.

icehog3 · 01-11-2014, 08:23 PM

And Chuck Norris kills pimps. Sho nuff.

Remo · 01-11-2014, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by icehog3

And Chuck Norris kills pimps. Sho nuff.

With a flip flop...shoes are for pu$$ies.

The Poet · 01-11-2014, 08:28 PM

What was that line from Billy Jack, about taking this foot here and putting it against your head there?

CigarNut · 01-11-2014, 08:28 PM

And he's from Portland ("Keep Portland Weird")

icehog3 · 01-11-2014, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

What was that line from Billy Jack, about taking this foot here and putting it against your head there?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVX-voqWuwY

The Poet · 01-11-2014, 09:28 PM

Yeah, that's the one! And no shoe needed!

01-11-2014, 04:30 PM	#2
MrClean Bald Man Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Jeff Location: KC MO Posts: 2,229 Trading: (28)	Re: Pimp sues Nike I can't even bring myself to click the link and read it. Although I'm thankful for all the morons in the world that make me seem like I'm pretty smart sometimes, I just can't take it anymore...

01-11-2014, 04:37 PM	#3
AdamJoshua Article 4 Free Inhabitant Join Date: Jan 2013 First Name: The Other Adam Location: Satellite Beach Posts: 14,779 Trading: (40)	Re: Pimp sues Nike It's actually pretty serious, not him suing, but he beat a guy and he beat an 18yr old girl until she was bleeding from her ears, there is nothing in the world that should get this person out of jail.

01-11-2014, 05:06 PM	#4
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: Pimp sues Nike Hopefully this gets thrown out as soon as it hits the court (it should) but still, only in America!! __________________

01-11-2014, 07:03 PM	#5
Blueface Gramps 4x's Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Horatio Seymore Hiny Location: Boca Raton - North of La Habana Posts: 8,774 Trading: (8)	Re: Pimp sues Nike Epitome of the term "frivolous law suit". __________________ Little known fact: I am a former member of the Village People - The Indian

01-11-2014, 08:08 PM	#6
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,535 Trading: (61)	Re: Pimp sues Nike I believe this movie. A dude could jump off a mountain and not hurt himself, 'cause he did brace himself, and knew something about the levels of gravitivity and polarity. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

01-11-2014, 08:18 PM	#7
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Pimp sues Nike The National Reebok Association should jump on this with both feet. Shoes don't kill johns, pimps do. __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

01-11-2014, 08:23 PM	#8
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 70,535 Trading: (61)	Re: Pimp sues Nike And Chuck Norris kills pimps. Sho nuff. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

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The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Pimp sues Nike What was that line from Billy Jack, about taking this foot here and putting it against your head there? __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.

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01-11-2014, 09:28 PM	#13
The Poet Il megglior fabbro Join Date: Jun 2009 First Name: Thomas Location: Hickory, NC Posts: 8,420 Trading: (2)	Re: Pimp sues Nike Yeah, that's the one! And no shoe needed! __________________ Ninety percent of everything is crap - Theodore Sturgeon.